My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 149 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I don’t have handlers. I have people around me that do things for me, so that I can focus my time on being all that I can be, which is awesome.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson “What a clueless fucking cuck! Why the fuck do…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 148 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Dying is easy. Living is what’s hard.” Carl Icahn “Put your efforts into life, not victimhood.” Saggie Maggie “I think you are going to like my book. I dedicate a whole chapter to you. Believe it or not, I actually apologize for how I…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 147 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Yay! Hook the Horns!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “If you want to avoid drama and chaos, live out in the country.” Jackie Sanborn “That ain’t sarcasm. That right there is starcasm. Starcasm is sarcasm mixed with condescension, by a Hollywood star.” Matthew McConaughey “The greatest…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 145 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I love Grandma and Grandpa and Mommy and Daddy and my brothers and my sisters and Santa Claus and more people I can’t remember. Amen.” Cash Michael Johnson “Maybe Daddy will tell us the exciting conclusion of “Noah’s Ark Under Siege: A Baby Avengers…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 143 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Confusion is control.” Former Director of CIA Gina Haspel “I believe the answer to making America the best it can be, is through access and empowerment for all.” Governor Gavin Newsome “There is no 1114 Cyber Division. You cannot just create your own military…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 141 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It’s nice when friends have friends, and those friends are friends.” Gay Dave/Trans Dave “Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Your honor, please instruct…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 137 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Counterintelligence is not counter to intelligence. Counterintelligence are activities designed to prevent or thwart spying, intelligence gathering, and sabotage by an enemy or other foreign power.” CIA Director Bill Burns “During the most tense post World War II moments in history, love for family…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 136 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy come in here. I’m going to throw a temper tantrum.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “What’s fart knocker Daddy?” Cash Michael Johnson “I want my Daddy this time.” Natalie Marie Johnson “If I made you a billionaire, would you move to Italy?” Pier Berlusconi “I…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 131 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t move daddy. We are going to give you the biggest birthday hug ever.” Malia and I’s kids “This is why we get along so well. We both have nicknames that distort who we really are, but we are probably capable of living up…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 130 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Happy Birthday not yet Daddy.” Cash Michael Johnson “Daddy, I think you should sell that company and play with us every day.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “You should tell them, be like, I built this shit. I run this shit. But I do like y’all…