Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “No! I’m not waiting for you to shave your bottom half. I’m willing to risk death from your sexy porcupine legs!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are devastatingly beautiful my love. So glad you’re…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I got a fever, and the only cure is you pretty girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “When your man slaps or grabs your butt, it’s like a kiss or a hug, but with his…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Hey sexy woman with your clothes on. (20ish minutes later) Hey sexy woman with your clothes off.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Oh yeah? I love your 4B’s. I love your body, boobs, butt, and…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Booty booty booty. Choppin everywhere. Choppin everywhere.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I love you and you’re about to get penetrated. Ok?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “O. O. O. O. The one and only…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Did you say try for pregnancy or genetic legacy? You wanting DNA baby maker sauce?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go. I wanna be sexificated. Nothing to do, nowhere to go. I…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Doing what I love, you, leads to creating babies that I love. I love you to death. Yeah. That was a miss. Saying death even though it makes sense when talking about creating life, well,…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You are even more beautiful on the inside than outside, and your butt.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “No. You got it all wrong baby. Kisses are medicine.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “How could…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I will take booty cheeks for a hundred Alex.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I can’t help it. I’m a passionate guy.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Why are you not in the bed doing…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The dopamine monster in your head is like the g-spot in your vagina. True story.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I consider every kiss a win for love.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Do not…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You can even light up a dimly lit room.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “If I was a scientist I would study the genetic code of your booty. That would make me a happy scientist.”…