My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 26 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It is impossible to go back and erase what has already happened. It is possible to make changes in your life if you are not happy with your past or present. Your future is straight ahead, and it can be whatever you want it…
Michael David Johnson, You might be the super smart computer genius the world calls on to save it when there is a problem, but you are so much more than that! You are an American hero, a great friend, a loving father, a wonderful husband, a successful entrepreneur, and more! You are always doing things for others, so we thought…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 5: 1. Men are naturally secretive animals. They used to gather their things and hide them in their caves. Are you worried MJ is hiding things from you? Samantha Vargas San Francisco, CA Malia: No. We share everything with each other. This may sound weird, but MJ is not allowed to be alone with anyone…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 17 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Haters, you of all people should know I don’t pay attention to you. My time is valuable to me, and I am not going to waste it with/on people who only subtract from my life.” Marcus Jennings “Sometimes you have to read a situation…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 16 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Most people do all they can to fit in with everyone else. So, anyone who puts themselves out there deserves respect, because at least they are willing to take a risk.” Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch “A lot of things in life we can’t control. Embrace the…
MJ: We made it to my parent’s house safe and sound. I love you. Malia: Brittany text me about what happened when you went to vote today. MJ: What are the odds the voting place manager would know me and not let me vote as Chris? Malia: Well technically it is illegal to vote as someone else. MJ: Brittany let…
Alleged Crime: Exceeding The Maximum Sexiness Level MJ: I do believe that then and there Malia May Johnson committed the crime of exceeding the maximum sexiness level. Malia: Shouldn’t it be I do believe that here and now I committed the crime of exceeding the sexy level? MJ: On arrest warrants it says then and there, not here and now.…
Yesterday Malia and I were talking about some of our most fun dates, and she brought up the time we went to the house where they filmed the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie in Granger, Texas, which is not to far from Austin. Due to my alleged involvement as the chief architect of the Stuxnet computer virus which had international consequences,…
“In life, if you got the hunger, you’ll eat.” Donald Trump “Motivation is what gets you started, but a routine and good habits are what keep you going.” Ken Paxton “When you are the winner you get a trophy, because you won a sporting or competitive competition. When you are awarded the Distinguished Intelligence Cross, you are given an award,…
Quotes about Distinguished Intelligence Cross Awardee Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson is a hero and a patriot. He did what no one else could have done in an impossible situation. For that we call him a hero. He is a hero. He is an American Hero.” Donald Trump President of the United States “At first…