MJ: Dubs, will you please see if they will increase the off body security around my son for the next 48 hours, before this thing starts tomorrow morning? Remember, this is your son too. Please! Dubs: How can “our son” be so cute, and you be such an annoying shit head? He has 4 off body armed security personnel. Unless…
Malia: I was going to save this real life/cartoon kiss collage until our anniversary on March 8th, but I am so frickin in love with you!! I couldn’t wait!! I hope you like it! When you asked me to marry you on the bridge at Rock Creek Tributary, the best decision of my life was saying YES! Michael David Johnson,…
Malia: My husband is a mad man. We are backstage at a Lana Del Rey concert, and my sexy crazy pervert of a husband is drunk off his ass, yelling “Stoli is my shit”. He even tried to have sex with me in the basketball teams locker room for crying out loud. “MJ The Horndog”. #whyisitsosexywhenmenactafool MJ: Tried to? Malia:…
This afternoon Malia was exiting the freeway to turn onto 5th street, on her way home from the store, and was in a very serious car accident. As she was making the turn onto 5th street, a Dodge pickup truck switched lanes, and ran directly into the drivers side driver door of her Range Rover, where Malia was sitting. The…
I am not going to be the only one who doesn’t say at least something. MJ: I am sorry I beat your ass in the parking lot at Walmart in Royce City. As most of you know, throughout MJ’s divorce, I posed as his mistress, to throw everyone who was trying to dig deeper into his life off, while he…
MJ: Baby, did you mess with my phone? All of my texts with Gotye are gone, and she is no longer in my contacts. I tried to enter her # so I can check on you know who, but my phone is not letting me do it. Dubs: I did it. You will be able to resume communication with Gotye…