Malia: My husband is a mad man. We are backstage at a Lana Del Rey concert, and my sexy crazy pervert of a husband is drunk off his ass, yelling “Stoli is my shit”. He even tried to have sex with me in the basketball teams locker room for crying out loud. “MJ The Horndog”. #whyisitsosexywhenmenactafool MJ: Tried to? Malia:…
Tag: Bon Jovi
The Formula To Make “MJ The Terrible” Nervous
Chris(MJ2): If anyone wants to know how to make MJ nervous, I’ve got the formula. You put a famous musician MJ kissed or slept with or whatever on the day he met Malia, in a hotel room, inside the hotel his ex-wife used to work at, where the air went out, and everybody is hot and uncomfortable, with his current…