Malia: If you had to guess, how many blog posts do you think there are on the MJ The Terrible blog about my butt? MJ: 50? Malia: Not even close! Guess again. MJ: 100? Malia: Think big! MJ: Like your butt! 250? Malia: More MJ: Wow! That should tell you how much I love your big caboose. MJ: BUTT BOMB…
MJ: It’s a full moon out tonight. Malia: We better stay inside in case the crazies are out tonight. MJ: Big Butt Malia Hood. You sure are looking good. You’re everything that a big bad MJ The Terrible would want. Malia: Little ole me? MJ: What a big butt you have. The better to hold on to, when I’m having…