Malia: Baby, the Brown Brothers Harrison Harriman money guy isn’t calling me back. Will you call him? MJ: Yeah. What am I calling him about? What do we need? Malia: Tuition money. The school says they haven’t received it. MJ: I wonder what happened? They are always so good at taking care of everything. Malia: Are you going to call…
Dear Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., Shareholders, Mediaset S.p.A, (Gruppo Mediaset), is interested in acquiring Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., at a valuation price of $359,000,000 (USD). Complete acquisition proposal details have been sent to the following via DHL Global Delivery Services: Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Senior Partner of Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG. SJ Steptoe and Johnson, PLLC., legal counsel for Foreign Corporation…