Mr. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, This is not a booty call post baby. This is business. Not strictly for pleasure. I know you have things to do today, but please put me on your “to do” list. I am ovulating. Soooooo…..I need you to come take care of business! Baby, do you know what they call a girl who…
Malia: Mr Johnson. Your services are required in the bedroom. MJ: No. I’ve got nothing left. Malia: Let’s check and see. The only way we will know is if we check. MJ: I think I’m down to like bone marrow at this point. You need help woman. I’m calling a sex therapist. Malia: You are so right. I do need…