The days and months of the year when we are trying to get pregnant my love….. Days Make her moan Monday Two times Tuesday Wednesday…..Hump Day of course Try new things Thursday Freaky Friday Lick and suck Saturday Bedroom fun day Sunday Months Jamitinuary Make Loveuary March into the bedroom April suckin brings May fuckin Makin a baby May Just…
I found this email MJ sent me in December 2016. I thought it was funny, sexy, and cute, so I decided to share it. Future Mommy Malia, Since we are in get pregnant mode, I decided to put together a plan. I’m calling the plan- “Operation Guaranteed Pregnancy”, to ensure that we get pregnant. Here is the plan. My penis…
MJ: I can hear you singing. Are you dancing and singing? Can I come watch your concert? Malia: You can hear me singing from inside MJIA? MJ: I was sitting outside on the steps. You were singing the oral sex song. Malia: What oral sex song? MJ: “Poke Her Face” by Lady Gaga I think. Malia: You and song lyrics…
Malia: Do you remember this picture? MJ: Yes Malia: Do you remember what you said to me after you took that picture and sat down next to me? MJ: I do. I said- “Baby, you have the sexiest legs I have ever seen. It is hard to watch the game when all I can think about is you wrapping those…
The last time we got pregnant we tried 4 or 5 different pregnancy tests. When we were looking to see what the results were, MJ said- “We should have got only the kind with words, where it says Pregnant or Not Pregnant. I mean, look at this. Is 2 lines on here pregnant or not? Look at this one. On…
MJ: Baby, I think I have erectile dysfunction. Malia: Do you want to have sex with me right now? MJ: Yes! Malia: When we want to have sex does your penis get hard? MJ: Yes! Malia: If you answered no to my last 2 questions, that would indicate you have erectile dysfunction. MJ: Could you check it for me? Malia:…
Malia This Love Video For You Is Red Video For MJ Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Malia-This-Love-Video-For-You-Is-Red-Video.mp4 To: Michael David Johnson This love video for you is red. Your mom will be here to pick up the babies soon. Now bring that sexy body home because I want to make a baby with you in the bedroom! From: Your Loving Wife Always, But Today…
Malia: Guess what I have my eye on in this picture baby? MJ: I don’t know, what? Malia: I have my eye on you! MJ: Aww! I love you baby. Malia: I have my eye on you for a reason. MJ: Oh yeah? What’s that? Malia: Well, your mission, should you choose to accept it, and you will, is to…
Malia: Uhm, excuse me Mr Johnson. Did you think I was done with you yet? Until there is a baby in my belly we’ve got work to do! Now bring your skinny white butt in here and get to work. MJ: Baby you are barely 5 foot 4 and probably don’t weigh 100 pounds soaking wet. How are you such…
MJ I love you to death, but all work and no sex doesn’t make a baby. The problem is your work sex balance is off. I got you a present to unwrap to fix that. It’s me! 👉 + 👌 = 👪 XOXOXOXO Now come unwrap me! Some of my favorite hot/sexy quotes from my best friend, lover, mother of…