Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I got a fever, and the only cure is you pretty girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “When your man slaps or grabs your butt, it’s like a kiss or a hug, but with his…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Hey sexy woman with your clothes on. (20ish minutes later) Hey sexy woman with your clothes off.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Oh yeah? I love your 4B’s. I love your body, boobs, butt, and…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Booty booty booty. Choppin everywhere. Choppin everywhere.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I love you and you’re about to get penetrated. Ok?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “O. O. O. O. The one and only…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Did you say try for pregnancy or genetic legacy? You wanting DNA baby maker sauce?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go. I wanna be sexificated. Nothing to do, nowhere to go. I…
Michael David Johnson, Here are 20 clues that say what I want to do with you. Let’s see if you can figure it out! 😉 1. Lass uns ein Baby machen! 2. Vamos a buscar un bebé! 3. Faisons un bébé! 4. 让我们生个孩子吧! 5. давай заберем ребенка! 6. Facciamo un bambino! 7. 아기를 만들자! 8. Ayo buat bayi! 9. Låt…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Doing what I love, you, leads to creating babies that I love. I love you to death. Yeah. That was a miss. Saying death even though it makes sense when talking about creating life, well,…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “My tongue in your mouth and my dick in your vagina. Good!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “No! You’re going to block Operation Booty Fire Hurricane aren’t you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “One good…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love how you randomly break out into song and dance like life is a musical and you always find a way to run into me for a hold, hug, kiss. That shit is adorable.”…
Malia: Alright baby, it’s that time of the month again. MJ: That’s okay baby. It’s all good. I hope aunt flow isn’t too rough this month. Malia: Not that time of the month. It’s time for a relationship quiz. MJ: I love you. I would never cheat on you. You look beautiful and skinny. You’re an awesome wife and a…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Are your legs open? I’m fixin to run in there and dick dive into you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am in a giving mood. Are you in a taking mood?” Michael “MJ The…