Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m going to need you to sign a sex risk waiver. It’s so cold my balls might shoot icicles at you and do some damage.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Don’t go over there. There’s…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Where my lover at who requesting a baby? That’s what I’m here for.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “And gluck gluck? I love today! You are a giga wife woman!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I do love your curves.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “When I pull your pants down, boom! Your giganotosaurus booty is right there. I look at it, marvel, and think, there is so much to…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Meat sword! Meat sword! Meat sword! Meat freakin sword!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “No f@cking way! You Malialoniaed for me? I f@cking love you so much baby cakes!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “My…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Well booty hallelujah Miss Malia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Cavity search, and I don’t mean teeth!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “It’s Cockra Chakra you sexy demon.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Do you…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Holding you brings peace to the world. I swear it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “A tittie choke slam solves many problems.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I’m literally inside your head. It’s good to…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “No! I’m not waiting for you to shave your bottom half. I’m willing to risk death from your sexy porcupine legs!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are devastatingly beautiful my love. So glad you’re…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I got a fever, and the only cure is you pretty girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “When your man slaps or grabs your butt, it’s like a kiss or a hug, but with his…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Hey sexy woman with your clothes on. (20ish minutes later) Hey sexy woman with your clothes off.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Oh yeah? I love your 4B’s. I love your body, boobs, butt, and…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Booty booty booty. Choppin everywhere. Choppin everywhere.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I love you and you’re about to get penetrated. Ok?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “O. O. O. O. The one and only…