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Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson OB-GYN Appointment Ultrasound Video
Michael David Johnson, Do you know what I was thinking about during the ultrasound? I will tell you what I thought about during the ultrasound. 1. I was hoping that there was a healthy little critter in there. 2. I was hoping it was going to be a boy to level out the girl power in the house, even though…
Just do what I want Michael David Johnson!
MJ: Baby, you are a badass with a sexy ass. Malia: I love you MJ: Dick biter! Malia: That’s what you get for smacking me in the face with it. MJ: Well guess what. Malia: Chicken butt? MJ: Your butt! Guess what else. Malia: What else? MJ: I see London. I see France. I wanna see a South African girls…
We Are Having A Baby!
MJ: Hey baby. I needed to take a break for a minute. I have a question for you. How come you weren’t all over me today? Do you feel ok? Malia: If I’m not all over you wanting to have sex then I must be sick? MJ: I didn’t mean it like that. Malia: How did you mean it? MJ:…
It’s Funny How Couple Friends Seem To Coordinate Having Babies
Malia: How are you already up and working? You didn’t sleep. Ugh! If you were up here right now. I’m in the mood. MJ: Well you’re in luck! Because I’m in bathroom. Oh, and I’m in the mother fuckin mood as well. Malia: Wait. What? Why did you say mother fuckin mood? MJ: No reason at all. It was just…
Meet Our New Twin Babies!
World, meet Natalie Marie Johnson, and Michael Christian Johnson. Natalie Marie Johnson, and Michael Christian Johnson, meet the world. We have some funny/crazy stories about what all happened before, during, and after their births, which we will be happy to share later, but for now, we are just enjoying finally being able to share the good news with y’all. Thank…
Good Things Can Come Out of Bad
Malia: I told you the you holding Cash and Liz pic would make Gotye not want to do it. MJ: I don’t ever want to use our kids as pawns. Malia: Baby! Me either! You were just being a good coparent, by sharing photos of you and your exwifes son’s brother and sister. MJ: Good point. Malia: Thank you for…
Sleeping Beauty On A Train
MJ: I love you too “Sleeping on The Train Today Beauty.” I loved every minute of today, from waking up next to Liz, to the train ride, to your food falling on the floor, right after you said how hungry you were, to cleaning up my son and I’s apartment, to the police/building party, as you called it. Thank you…
The Johnson Family Baby Factory
MJ: Malia, thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate Gotye constantly throws at me. If/when(unfortunately) Gotye blows this opportunity to be a good coparent, I know we will raise CJ the right way, in the completely supportive and loving environment he deserves Malia: As far as I’m concerned, we have 4…
What You Get When You Mix This Boy and This Girl Together
Malia: The dream of the boy, becomes the reality of the man. Baby, we got the build package in the mail today. They are starting on your Coyote race car. It will be ready when another little cute package is ready in about 9 months. You know how you like to have 2 of things? Yeah, good shooting cowboy. See…