My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Axl Rose Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Fuck yeah I’m hittin that. I’m a rock star! Come on MJ! You know the deal brotha!” Axl Rose “Oh shit man. I didn’t know life was supposed to be perfect. Why didn’t anyone tell me? What the fuck? In the real world,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Lana Del Rey Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Til drinks do us part”. I love that! I will be stealing that!. You will be okay with that! I did a private performance for you and Malia’s 10 year anniversary. You want me to do your 20th right? I’m just fucking…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Vice President Kamala Harris Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I know the rumors about me from the other side. I’m “Laffin Kamala” and “Heels Up Harris”, right? The GOP can underestimate me at their own peril if they want to. Ya never know, I might just surprise the world and…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 48 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “To deal with your future, sometimes you have to deal with your past.” Gene Rockefeller “Living forever isn’t for me. Even if I could, I wouldn’t. I want to do it right the first time and then go on to the great beyond if…
Axl Rose Is On The Phone For You This was the conversation between MJ, Axl Rose, and me (Malia). Malia: Hey baby, Axl Rose is on the phone for you. MJ: No shit? I forgot to tell you Elvis called earlier. Malia: What is your favorite Guns N’ Roses song? MJ: I don’t know. I grew up listening to their…