“Daddy, I don’t care if we stay downtown or our regular apartment. It’s fun both places. Look! I built both places while you were in the potty. Let’s play Legos now.” My son Christian Johnson I love being a Dad!
Tag: Austin Texas
MJ Drunk Texting Malia While Packing Up His Items At His Old House
Malia: How is packing going? MJ: Amarzing! Malia: Amarzing huh? What is the average blood alcohol content down there? MJ: 3.14 Malia: PI? 3.14? MJ: Matti said I had to get each one of the multiple personalities Gotye said I have drunk? Malia: Is that a question? MJ: That is the answer my lovee! Malia: What is? MJ: Exactly! Malia:…
MJ Does Cosmo “Date Test” For Malia
Malia: Will you do a date test for me? MJ: Date test? Malia: I saw it in my Cosmo magazine, and I wanted to test “my man”. MJ: Ugh! Malia: Please? MJ: Is this something that if I mess up you are going to get upset about and make me sleep on the couch? Malia: I know you are at…
Wanna fool around with an angel?
Malia: Baby, if I change my mind, a million times. I wanna hear you say- Yeah! Yeah, I like it that way! Any man of mine – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N2k-gv6xNE MJ: Wow! Baby, I didn’t know you listened to country. Malia: I’m from the country. MJ: Country western Malia: Well, I am from the country….. of South Africa. lol MJ: You are…
Protected: Pedro The Cat
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Remembering Crazy Memories From Back In The Day
Question/comment: Hello. Remember me? I saw your Masters of of Money/MJ The Terrible stuff on the web and thought I would let your followers in on something big, because I know you. I REALLY KNOW YOU AND IVE SEEN YOU DO SOME SHIT! Remember when you banged Caroline Pierce the porn star back when you lived at Riata? That was…
Doing What You Gotta Do & What’s Important In Life
This is an instant messenger exchange between myself, and an old friend of mine from Akron, Ohio, which is where I lived until I graduated from college. After I graduated from college, I moved to Austin, Texas, which is where I live now. Shawn: MJ, sometimes people treat you pretty unfairly considering how much good you do and everything. I…