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Protected: The Story About Destroying Ashton Carter’s Office by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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I Have 6 Things To Tell You Daddy
Malia: I have 6 things to tell you daddy. Ready? MJ: I don’t know. Am I? Malia: You are. MJ: Well, ok then. Let her rip tater chip. Malia: I’m going 1 at a time. 1. Kat said yes to Brittany. You get to give Brittany away! MJ: Back when Britt was my court appointed supervisor, I would have loved…
Triple Double Date With The President Vice President and Gender Neutral Toys
Malia: Baby, did you see the email from Brittany? MJ: Which one? Malia: The one about President Biden and the first lady coming to eat at our house? MJ: No. When is that happening? Malia: Kamala text me. She told the President about it and he asked if he and Mrs. Biden could come to. MJ: I don’t care. is…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 6
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 6: 1. Has MJ ever had any trouble getting it up? Devon Phillips Tempe, AZ Malia: No. I think MJ finds comfort in sex. Sometimes our sex is business like, because MJ just needs it to reset, I think, but most of the time it’s for fun and making babies. Either way, MJ is ready…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia III
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia III: 1. Was there a tunnel underneath MJ’s old house? Did you ever see it? Andrew Morgan London, England Malia: I am not allowed to answer this officially. Unofficially, it is possible there was a tunnel underneath his old house. Also, unofficially, I may have seen it and been in it. MJ The Terrible House…
Ashhole Change Memories & Peace
Back in the day Charlie Sheen had a catch phrase he used to say a lot when things were going his way. He would say “Winning!” This past week was incredible! A side project business partnership a handful of my highly skilled white hat hacker friends and I started years ago signed a huge deal with Homeland Security this week,…