MJ: I’m so sorry I made you cry today Malia. Please forgive me. Malia: I forgive you. It was my fault. MJ: How can I make it up to you? Malia: Well, it’s not going to lick itself. MJ: is that how you want me to apologize? Malia: To start. MJ: And then. Malia: I’ll apologize to you….Meeeoooow! MJ: I’ll…
Arrest Warrant Issued For Michael David Johnson Alleged Crime: Concealing a sexual pleasure weapon in your pants. Malia: I do believe that then and there Michael David Johnson committed the crime of concealing a sexual pleasure weapon in his pants. MJ: You are going to use my own arrest warrant sex move on me? Malia: Mr. Johnson, this is not…