The Top 50 Most Popular Posts On Therealmjtheterrible.com: American hero Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson has distinct honor of being the very first Distinguished Intelligence Cross awardee for Cyberwarfare. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson’s professional mission statement- “You can say…
The following are the Top 20 Most Popular Posts on Therealmjtheterrible.com: 1. The World Famous “Mother Fucker” Sex Post – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-world-famous-mother-fucker-sex-post/ 2. Distinguished Intelligence Cross Awarded To Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson For Acts of Extraordinary Heroism – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/distinguished-intelligence-cross-awarded-to-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson-for-acts-of-extraordinary-heroism/ 3. Arrest Warrant Issued For Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/arrest-warrant-issued-for-malia-may-johnson/ 4. The Day Malia and I Met (3-8-2012) – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-day-malia-and-i-met-3-8-2012/ 5. The First Time MJ…
Malia: Is this you Mr. Johnson….. MJ: Yes Malia: Mr. Johnson, this is a kidnapping. I have kidnapped your children. If you want to see them again you will do exactly as I say. Do you understand? MJ: I do. I see my children playing in their playroom with their nanny. Malia: That is an optical illusion. If you don’t…
MJ: I wanna tell you about this girl I had sex with. Malia: No you don’t. MJ: Actually, I do. Malia: Are you sure because I am pmsing right now. I am trying to help you out here. MJ: I want to tell you anyway. I will risk it. Malia: ……, but I warned you. I’m not going to be…
Arrest Warrant Issued For Michael David Johnson Alleged Crime: Concealing a sexual pleasure weapon in your pants. Malia: I do believe that then and there Michael David Johnson committed the crime of concealing a sexual pleasure weapon in his pants. MJ: You are going to use my own arrest warrant sex move on me? Malia: Mr. Johnson, this is not…
Malia: Merry Orgasm Christmas baby! MJ: Damn baby! That was awesome! I forgot about everything else in the world and was totally into that sextacular experience. Malia: Yeah, I still got it. MJ: You never lost it! Wow! Where did that come from? Malia: I have been thinking about it for 2 days. I planned every second to bring you…
This was Malia and I’s fun shower together this morning. Malia: Hey baby! Come on in. MJ: Hello my love. Note- I kissed Malia. Then I sat down in the back of the shower and just watched her take a shower while we talked. Malia: Are you just going to watch me get a shower? MJ: Yeah. Is that ok?…
Alleged Crime: Exceeding The Maximum Sexiness Level MJ: I do believe that then and there Malia May Johnson committed the crime of exceeding the maximum sexiness level. Malia: Shouldn’t it be I do believe that here and now I committed the crime of exceeding the sexy level? MJ: On arrest warrants it says then and there, not here and now.…
I asked Malia if she wanted to fool around this morning and she said- “I can’t right now. I’m practicing social distancing.” Then she said- “Just kidding” and we, well, you know. I love your feisty, playful, sexy loving ways Malia May Johnson! I knew I was the luckiest man alive when she told me this was her philosophy on…