MJ: Babe! I am getting my own statue! Malia: Really? Where? MJ: At American Cyber University inside the MJ The Terrible Center. Malia: Cool. MJ: I am glad it will be inside so birds don’t shit on me. I only have one concern with it. Malia: What’s your concern? MJ: Greek dick Malia: What is Greek dick? MJ: The Greek…