Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Doing what I love, you, leads to creating babies that I love. I love you to death. Yeah. That was a miss. Saying death even though it makes sense when talking about creating life, well,…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 86 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You’re not going to WWE announcer it? “Oh my God! He hit her with a spear!” You have no idea how much I fucking love you!” Malia May Johnson “FYI……I feel VERY naughty today!” Malia May Johnson “This is an official bed wenching offer! Do…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You are even more beautiful on the inside than outside, and your butt.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “No. You got it all wrong baby. Kisses are medicine.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “How could…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I will take booty cheeks for a hundred Alex.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I can’t help it. I’m a passionate guy.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Why are you not in the bed doing…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The dopamine monster in your head is like the g-spot in your vagina. True story.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I consider every kiss a win for love.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Do not…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 85 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I’m calling for an adult cuddle.” Malia May Johnson “I feel the need. The need for your seed.” Malia May Johnson “Wanna get your wiener wet?” Malia May Johnson “Spock, with the ears did this?” Malia May Johnson “MJ, I have just 3 letters for…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You can even light up a dimly lit room.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “If I was a scientist I would study the genetic code of your booty. That would make me a happy scientist.”…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 84 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Yes! I would have sex with you if you didn’t have any arms or legs. Who thinks like that? Only you Michael David Johnson.” Malia May Johnson “Oh yeah. It’s a well-known fact the best sex is not possible unless your sex partner is a…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 83 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I waited alllllllllllllllll day for my Amawacan hewo husband to get home so I could service him. All I want to do in this whole wide world is service you. Can I service you Daddy?” Malia May Johnson “I do get it, but I don’t…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 82 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You started the- “I’m an alien” business, so…….Alien invasion!” Malia May Johnson “To get it on you have to get it off.” Malia May Johnson “After you get off, don’t get off. You know I like after care business almost as much as I like…