Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I got a fever, and the only cure is you pretty girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “When your man slaps or grabs your butt, it’s like a kiss or a hug, but with his…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 92 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “No that! Me!” Malia May Johnson “We 20 minutes or less. We need to be declothesing.” Malia May Johnson “That is not “getting my cheeks clapped.” That is getting my lips clapped.” Malia May Johnson “Well, I am not buffering. I am fully functional. You…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Hey sexy woman with your clothes on. (20ish minutes later) Hey sexy woman with your clothes off.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Oh yeah? I love your 4B’s. I love your body, boobs, butt, and…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 91 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I’m not doing anything until you pull me in for a passionate kiss. That has to be step one.” Malia May Johnson “I want you to watch this 4-minute video of crazy bitches that will make you appreciate me even more hopefully. Then after the…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 90 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Chudai round eye!” Malia May Johnson “All I gotta say is Malia Nuvella fella!” Malia May Johnson “My mouth does better things than argue!” Malia May Johnson “Wow! You’re flirty and fun today. I like it! Bedroom fun eminent Michael David Johnson!” Malia May Johnson…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 89 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Thank you WWE for teaching my husband wrestling sex moves that he uses on me.” Malia May Johnson “Awww! You are not not my favorite person.” Malia May Johnson “Kissing is fun. And kissing is fun. And kissing is fun. Sorry. I’m delusional right now.”…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Booty booty booty. Choppin everywhere. Choppin everywhere.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I love you and you’re about to get penetrated. Ok?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “O. O. O. O. The one and only…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Did you say try for pregnancy or genetic legacy? You wanting DNA baby maker sauce?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go. I wanna be sexificated. Nothing to do, nowhere to go. I…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 88 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Boom boom pune pune?” Malia May Johnson “If you can rub and grab on me when we’re playing basketball, then I can do it to you too. Fair is fair baby! So there!” Malia May Johnson “Mr. Weiner, go play together with Mrs. Va Jay…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 87 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Cat lady? Eh. Tiger bitch? Yes!!! Now take me hubby!” Malia May Johnson “Big cat lady grrrrr mother fucker!” Malia May Johnson “You know what they say, but they don’t actually say, but I am saying now? Big cat lady, big butt!” Malia May Johnson…