My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 166 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “In a lose lose, don’t play. Better not to gain than lose.” Pier Berlusconi “In short, we’re going to kick ass.” Elon Musk “So, I think you can see why they are dumb as fuck, and I am right.” Sam Altman “I believe we…
Dear Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., Shareholders, Mediaset S.p.A, (Gruppo Mediaset), is interested in acquiring Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., at a valuation price of $359,000,000 (USD). Complete acquisition proposal details have been sent to the following via DHL Global Delivery Services: Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Senior Partner of Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG. SJ Steptoe and Johnson, PLLC., legal counsel for Foreign Corporation…