Malia: Baby, I have good news for you! Today, tomorrow, and Wednesday, you are on vacation. I coordinated with Tarica, Marcus, Brittany, etc., to make sure everything was covered, so that you could take 3 days off, rest, and spend time at home with us. You don’t have to do anything but love on us for the next 3 days.…
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Foreplay Texts Gone Wrong (I Got This Baby!)
Malia: I am sick and tired of being used as your sexual toy, whenever and wherever you want it only! MJ: Huh? Malia: You use me as your sexual toy, expecting me to have sex with you anytime you want it, and anywhere you want it. MJ: I thought that was ok because we made an agreement. You said we…
Arrest Warrant Issued For Malia May Johnson
Alleged Crime: Exceeding The Maximum Sexiness Level MJ: I do believe that then and there Malia May Johnson committed the crime of exceeding the maximum sexiness level. Malia: Shouldn’t it be I do believe that here and now I committed the crime of exceeding the sexy level? MJ: On arrest warrants it says then and there, not here and now.…