Malia: Morning sex for the win! MJ: I know, right. Malia: It has been awhile since we had the opportunity to have morning sex. MJ: I love waking up with the kids coming to wake us up or sleeping with us, but AM action is a hell of a way to start a day. Malia: You wrapped me up in…
Malia: Did you marry me because I was your last resort person? MJ: No! Malia: Do you ever regret picking me? MJ: No! Malia: Would you still love me if “I looked like a busted Pillsbury Doughboy can?” MJ: Yes! Malia: Would you search for me for 70 years? MJ: Don’t tell me you got lost in between when I…