My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson 51 – 100 Compilation: Malia, I love jumping your bones, shagging, banging, boning, boinking, Screwing, shtupping, smashing, aggressive cuddling, assaulting you with a friendly weapon, jamming your clam, attacking your pink fortress, belly bumping, wrestling in the sheets, bonestorming, horizontal tangoing, Bumping N’ Grinding, no pants…
Tag: 3-8-2012 forever!
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson 1 – 50 Compilation
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson 1 – 50 Compilation: Malia, You are one hell of a sexy sigma, probably an alien, woman! Angel On Earth, I can see your halo, Hookie Nookie, Joker Girl Malia, Big Cat Lady, Happy Hippy Halloween Queen, Sleeping Booty Beauty, Sexy As Hela, Happy Cry, Nerdy…
Happy 13th Anniversary! 3-8-2012 Forever!
Malia: I love you forever Michael David Johnson! Happy anniversary! 3-8-2012 was the best day ever, because that is when we met, and our forever life journey began! Malia: I searched Grok for our anniversary 3-8-2012 to see what it said. Here is what it said- “It seems like you’re referring to Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and…
Happy 13th Anniversary Malia May Johnson!
The photo on this post is the first ever photo of Malia and I together. The photo was taken the day we met, 3-8-2012, at Joint Base San Antonio, in Texas. I was not in a good place. You can tell by the look on my face. But little did I know that the girl in the photo was going…
My Favorite Recent Quotes From People That I Know Malia May Johnson Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Recent Quotes From People That I Know Malia May Johnson Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It is a beautiful thing when two become one, like you and me. It is even more of a beautiful thing when the two become one, and make more twos and ones, meaning babies, like you and me again. Please don’t…
Please Tell Me Michael David Johnson
Malia: Do you know how you treat me? MJ: Uh oh. Malia: Not “Uh oh” MJ: I was thinking good overall, but sometimes I have to work a lot. Malia: So good or bad? MJ: Good? Malia: Wrong! MJ: Bad? Malia: Wrong! MJ: In the middle? Malia: Wrong! The answer is great! You treat me great! Why do you treat…
Happy 12 Year Anniversary Malia May Johnson!
Malia May Johnson, Today marks 12 years that we have been together and 6 years that we have been married. So, the kids and I decided to get you 6 year anniversary gifts and 12 year anniversary gifts. As you will notice with the gifts, the kids helped pick out your gifts. The 6 year anniversary gifts are candy and…
Happy Women’s Day and 3-8-2012 Forever! By Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Happy Women’s Day and 3-8-2012 Forever! By Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: Happy Women’s Day to all of the awesome women out there in the world. Happy Women’s Day to moms and daughters. Happy Women’s Day to the 139 talented women employees and contractors at the Masters of Money Family of Companies. Happy Women’s Day to the incredible women doctor…
The 10 Things I Hate About Malia May Johnson by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Malia May Johnson, Here are the 10 things I hate about you: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. I feel like my life began the day I met you! Happy Valentine’s Day baby! All of my love, Me P.S. 3-8-2012 forever baby cakes- https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-day-malia-and-i-met-3-8-2012/
20 Things You Do That You Didn’t Know Turn Me On
Malia, This is a list of 20 things you do that you didn’t know turn me on. 1. Be alive2. Breath3. Talk4. Whisper5. Sing6. Walk7. Dance8. Cook9. Comb/play with your hair10. Put lotion on11. Stretch12. Laugh13. Look at me14. Look away from me15. Sigh16. Groan17. Make funny faces18. Take off clothes19. Put on clothes20. Sleep You are a lover. You…