My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 82 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Winning isn’t everything. Except, sometimes it is.” Vice President Kamala Harris “Before my final buzzer of life goes off, I am going to do the damn thing. Ya know?” Matthew McConaughey “Men can’t live without sex. Women can’t live without presence.” Malia May Johnson…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 81 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy watch. I’m gonna do an elbow drop off the top of the universe.” Cash Michael Johnson “Daddy why do they call butterflies, butterflies? Do they make butter?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Praise instead of complaining.” Joel Osteen “Worst will come to worse. When it…
MJ: Wanna have out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I can’t believe it. Here we are. You. Me. We. Imagine the naughty possibilities.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Ohhhh. Ohhhh. Ohhhh. Ohhhh. Stop. Vagina time.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Yeah! In! Out! MJ’s…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 80 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If you love everything about me, do you love my poop to?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “You better. Retired executive orders are a thing. I’ve still got pull. It just takes a little longer to take effect.” Former President Barack Obama “Divisions between people improve…
Malia: My boss is so sexy! MJ: Your boss? Malia: Oh yeah! I just know he has a huge c@ck! Malia: I want him to blow my back out so freakin bad right now! MJ: Please be talking about me. Malia: I am! I’m a housewife so I’m teasing about you being my boss, and I’m sexing up on you!…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The first time I saw your butt naked, I was butt struck for sure.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I swear when you are horny and want a good pounding, you drive me fucking crazy…
Today is my incredible mom, Jeanne Johnson’s birthday. Here are the individual birthday wishes from your grandbabies, Malia and me. Liz: Happy birthday from me Grandma and I love you a whole lot a lot! Cash: I love you Grandma! Come visit soon and let’s play superheroes. Natalie: Happy I love you Grandma day! Michael: Happy birthday Grandma Mam Mam!…
MJ: Thank you for the unlimited and incredible sex. Malia: When or do you mean in general? MJ: During our 3,857 night stand. Malia: Baby! We are married. It is not called a 3,857 night stand like a one night stand times 3,857 nights. MJ: I love you Malia: I love you too. Malia: This is what I have learned…
Malia: I did good baby! Real good! MJ: Good. What did you do? Malia: I married a top 1% man. MJ: I try. I love you more than words can express. Malia: And you are the Six Sixes. It’s like a dream guy stats situation. Malia: The Six Sixes1. A six-figure salary2. At least six feet tall3. At least 600…