Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I don’t only have sex with you to make babies. The orgasms are nice too.” Malia May Johnson “My legs are still shaking.” Malia May Johnson “If you’re happy and you know clap my cheeks.”…
Malia: Did you marry me because I was your last resort person? MJ: No! Malia: Do you ever regret picking me? MJ: No! Malia: Would you still love me if “I looked like a busted Pillsbury Doughboy can?” MJ: Yes! Malia: Would you search for me for 70 years? MJ: Don’t tell me you got lost in between when I…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Your tail is a thing of bubble butt beauty!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Hold my balls. See. They are all filled up. You got a way to drain them little woman?” Michael “MJ The…
Malia: Do you think wives should have sex with their husbands when they don’t feel like it? MJ: Duty sex? Malia: Yeah MJ: It depends I guess. That said, denying sex on the regular will lead to problems eventually. I think husbands and wives should try to make each other happy when possible. Marriages only work when you work together.…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 85 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Merry everything daddy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Way okay. Fun is fun.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy, are Jesus and Santa friends?” Cash Michael Johnson “You don’t die. I really like that.” Malia May Johnson “Haters will try to find fault with you every day. And…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Make one comment about my Ric Flair robe and I’m not taking it off so you can ravage me.” Malia May Johnson “I married you for the hot sex. #husbandenjoyer” Malia May Johnson “Come in…
Malia: The you takes the me. The you takes the me. I’m down for anything until I have to pee. MJ: The I takes the you. The I takes the you. I’m down for anything until I have to poop. Malia: The we loves the us. The we loves the us. Let’s go to the bedroom and you can give…
Malia: If you had to guess, how many blog posts do you think there are on the MJ The Terrible blog about my butt? MJ: 50? Malia: Not even close! Guess again. MJ: 100? Malia: Think big! MJ: Like your butt! 250? Malia: More MJ: Wow! That should tell you how much I love your big caboose. MJ: BUTT BOMB…
This was Malia and I’s conversation in bed last night that led to a fun little sex romp…… Malia: Keep it simple. Be a divider, not a uniter. MJ: But I want to be a uniter. Bring the companies together. Malia: Be that then. I’m tired. Malia: I can feel your boner. MJ: No comment Malia: Your action is speaking…
MJ: MOTION TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT This MOTION TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT is brought by Michael Johnson, Husband, who shows in support: 1. Overwhelming cause exists to fuck your brains out! 2. I want to fuck your brains out! 3. I need to fuck your brains out! 4. I have to fuck your brains out! 5. I request…