MJ: I am all bound up. MJ: I need your feminine essence Malia May Johnson! MJ: I need to release some oxytocin asap! MJ: I’m all fulled up. The want sex level has turned into the need level. MJ: The big book says “both the husband and wife have an obligation to minister to each other sexually.” MJ: That’s God…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 93 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The King of Cyber and his Queen needed to have their own castle. Now you do. All hail MJ The Terrible. Do you feel appreciated now?” Jen Easterly, Director of CISA “I hate bad guys! Their bull shit is what takes you away from…
MJ: After the kids go to bed we have to talk. It is important. It’s nothing to panic about or anything like that, but it is important that we talk about this sooner rather than later. Malia: Okay MJ: I was expecting you to reply with at least a few questions. Malia: I trust you. As long as we are…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 92 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “We are human. We have emotions. Good people with good intentions can sometimes take things too far, and I think it takes a lot of intestinal fortitude to walk back miss steps. Kudos to those with enough self-reflective abilities and integrity who can do…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 91 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You can do it Daddy. We love you power will help you do it.” Cash Michael Johnson “To become a billionaire, solve societies biggest problems. Society will always pay for effective solutions.” Elon Musk “In 2023, loyalty is rarer than flying unicorns.” Donald Trump…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I remember that. Those bend you over sexy heels were the Cum Hard edition. I think that’s what I called them.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Cute in the face, thick in the face, give…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Make a baby. Make a baby. Make a baby!” Malia May Johnson “The word of the day……undulation!” Malia May Johnson “I can still taste you.” Malia May Johnson “I am the mother of your children.…
Steak and Blowjob Day (Steak & BJ Day) is an unofficial holiday created in the United States as the Valentine’s Day for men, celebrated exactly 30 days after Valentine’s Day, on March 14. Steak & BJ Day was conceived by DJ Tom Birdsey on WFNX radio in 2002. Steak & BJ Day is celebrated by a women cooking a steak…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 90 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Can war be avoided when backing down is not an option? I hope the answer to that question is yes.” President Joe Biden “Society ebbs and flows. If you aren’t liking the current ebb, wait for the next flow.” Former President Barack Obama “Bigger…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Bang the bejesus out of me and roar inside for a baby try.” Malia May Johnson “Ok! A lazy lay!” Malia May Johnson “It’s your fault. You unlocked my nasty.” Malia May Johnson “I am…