Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Your tail is a thing of bubble butt beauty!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Hold my balls. See. They are all filled up. You got a way to drain them little woman?” Michael “MJ The…
Malia: Do you think wives should have sex with their husbands when they don’t feel like it? MJ: Duty sex? Malia: Yeah MJ: It depends I guess. That said, denying sex on the regular will lead to problems eventually. I think husbands and wives should try to make each other happy when possible. Marriages only work when you work together.…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 85 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Merry everything daddy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Way okay. Fun is fun.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy, are Jesus and Santa friends?” Cash Michael Johnson “You don’t die. I really like that.” Malia May Johnson “Haters will try to find fault with you every day. And…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Make one comment about my Ric Flair robe and I’m not taking it off so you can ravage me.” Malia May Johnson “I married you for the hot sex. #husbandenjoyer” Malia May Johnson “Come in…
Malia: The you takes the me. The you takes the me. I’m down for anything until I have to pee. MJ: The I takes the you. The I takes the you. I’m down for anything until I have to poop. Malia: The we loves the us. The we loves the us. Let’s go to the bedroom and you can give…
Malia: If you had to guess, how many blog posts do you think there are on the MJ The Terrible blog about my butt? MJ: 50? Malia: Not even close! Guess again. MJ: 100? Malia: Think big! MJ: Like your butt! 250? Malia: More MJ: Wow! That should tell you how much I love your big caboose. MJ: BUTT BOMB…
This was Malia and I’s conversation in bed last night that led to a fun little sex romp…… Malia: Keep it simple. Be a divider, not a uniter. MJ: But I want to be a uniter. Bring the companies together. Malia: Be that then. I’m tired. Malia: I can feel your boner. MJ: No comment Malia: Your action is speaking…
MJ: MOTION TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT This MOTION TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT is brought by Michael Johnson, Husband, who shows in support: 1. Overwhelming cause exists to fuck your brains out! 2. I want to fuck your brains out! 3. I need to fuck your brains out! 4. I have to fuck your brains out! 5. I request…
Malia: I have 2 words for you….I’m horny! MJ: Message received Malia: And….. MJ: A solution is in the works Malia: I need an immediate solution! MJ: Immediate solution is in the works Malia: I need a more immediate solution! MJ: I’m working on the immediate solution while dealing with an international cyber threat. Malia: I hate international cyber threats!…
MJ: I could see your nipples through your shirt this morning. Malia: Oh no! That must be terrible! MJ: Do you know what the story of today should be? Malia: Johnson Family Happy Happy Joy Joy? MJ: Yes, and another adult story. Malia: Malia Worships MJ’s Manhandle? MJ: Or some version of that. It would be a great story, and…