Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You liked the JR Ewing Texas oil man role play. Everything is bigger in Texas! Look in my pants. JR Ewing The Terrible is going to throttle you right this very minute Malia Sue Ellen.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It’s like we are a new couple just starting out with only the basic furniture. This is so much fun!” Malia May Johnson “The kids won’t be here for about 45 minutes and there is…
Who MJ The Terrible Is From Those Who Know Him Best, including Eric Fanning, Lebron James, Megan Ayers, Saggie Maggie, Jenna Lombardi, Malia, Dr. Deb Frincke, Ray Lutz, Ashton Carter, Jeff Dachis, Sheila Thomas, Chris Hubbard, Brittany White, Marcus Jennings, MJ’s family, and more. See below. Jenna Lombardi Tells Stories About Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and Chris Hubbard – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/jenna-lombardi-tells-stories-about-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson-and-chris-hubbard/…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 106 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hello tall soldier man. Are you here to see my daddy? Can you come back after we are done playing?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Good times only last for a season. Bull shit always comes. Stack chips and be ready for it.” Steve Case “If…
Hi! My name is Jenna Lombardi. I grew up in the same city MJ did. We both grew up in Akron, Ohio. I met MJ at a New Years Eve party in 1997/1998. I was there with my friends. MJ was there with his friends. We bumped into each other and introduced ourselves. We talked for a while. He kissed…
MJ: I LOVE YOU! MJ: I LOVE YOU! MJ: I LOVE YOU! MJ: I LOVE YOU! MJ: I LOVE YOU! MJ: I LOVE YOU! MJ: I LOVE YOU! MJ: I LOVE YOU! MJ: I LOVE YOU! MJ: I LOVE YOU! MJ: I LOVE YOU! MJ: I LOVE YOU! MJ: I LOVE YOU! MJ: I LOVE YOU! MJ: I LOVE YOU!…
MJ: I saw your missed call. I can’t talk. I’m still in the lab but I can text with you. Malia: Okay. Wanna answer some off the wall questions just for fun? MJ: I don’t know. Do I? Malia: You do. MJ: Ok then. Malia: Here we goooooo…… Malia: Have you ever picked your nose and ate it? MJ: No…
MJ: KEEP CALM AND REALIZE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO REWRITE THE DEFINITION OF LOVE BECAUSE THE CURRENT DEFINITION OF LOVE IS NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DESCRIBE THE LEVEL OF LOVE THAT I FEEL FOR YOU Malia: That is a long “KEEP CALM AND” Malia: But I love it and I love you!…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 105 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “That is senior strength young man. Age is just a number.” President Joe Biden “You can’t buy low and sell high if there are no lows. Let the sky fall. Then load the bus and ride it up. It ain’t rocket science kid.” Carl…
MJ: What are you doing right now? Malia: Texting you. Why? What’s up? MJ: You have had babies. Why don’t you have stretch marks? Malia: Good genetics? Black don’t crack? MJ: Who is my favorite NASCAR driver? Malia: What, is today random weird questions day? Malia: Cole Trickle! Malia: Name the original song based on the sexy lyrics I rewrote…