Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Thank you for hooking up our family with VIP WWE tickets and gear. That was very nice of you. I appreciate your friendship and will be returning the favor soon my friend. Sincerely, Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson The following are my favorite Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson quotes from times that we have hung out together,…
Freedom Quotes To Celebrate Independence Day: “Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.” George Washington “For to be free is not merely to cast off one’s chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others.” Nelson Mandela “As soon as we left the ground, I knew I myself…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love the way you make me laugh and your big dick.” Malia May Johnson “Oh, I am mad, but I want pleasure. If you pleasure me well enough, I will go back to happy…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 108 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I can poo poo in the potty on my own. I can do big girl stuff. I am smart like mommy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Pizza is good daddy. I like petha(pizza).” Cash Michael Johnson “If you stay ready you don’t have to get ready.”…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You taste sweeter than Aunt Jemima syrup sexy woman.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I think you are sweeter than Aunt Jemima syrup after post nut clarity too. That’s how sweet you are.” Michael “MJ…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 107 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Always be aware of your life and business surroundings. You don’t want to catch unnecessary liability out here.” Brian Heberlig “My mother was a friggin genius! So glad she taught me the secret to keeping a man, that would be you, happy. Keep his…
The History of Juneteenth: Juneteenth is a federal holiday in the United States commemorating the ending of slavery in the United States. Its name is a portmanteau of the words June and nineteenth, as it is celebrated on the anniversary of June 19th, 1865, when as the American Civil War was ending, Major General Gordon Granger ordered the final enforcement…
One of the best things a father can do for their children is to love and adore their mother. One of the best things a mother can do for their children is to love and honor their father. A fathers strength can be powerful. A fathers words can be inspirational. A fathers hug can be deeply comforting. A fathers smile…
Last night was our first full night in our new house as a family. We had a nice family dinner together. We spent quality time together. We did our first bath and bedtime routine. MJ and I made love and pillow talked until we fell asleep in each other’s arms. All felt right with the world until 3:21am! At 3:21am…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You liked the JR Ewing Texas oil man role play. Everything is bigger in Texas! Look in my pants. JR Ewing The Terrible is going to throttle you right this very minute Malia Sue Ellen.…