The photo on this post is the first ever photo of Malia and I together. The photo was taken the day we met, 3-8-2012, at Joint Base San Antonio, in Texas. I was not in a good place. You can tell by the look on my face. But little did I know that the girl in the photo was going…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 101 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Right now, I don’t give a shitmo about Gitmo! I am 110% focused on Lovemo!” Malia May Johnson “Ew. Ew. Me you. All of my dreams coming true.” Malia May Johnson “The best apologies end in an orgasm. Prove me wrong.” Malia May Johnson “Because…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 249 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “We used to build our future, now we buy it. We are going to build our future again.” President Donald Trump “Evil is always going to tell you the worst-case scenario.” Joel Osteen “If you give evil an inch, it will take a mile…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 248 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “In 2025, the biggest form of rebellion is having traditional values, and living a traditional life.” Vivek Ramaswamy “Tradition is the newest oldest form of rebellion.” Vivek Ramaswamy “I always thought they could have come up with a better name for our brand of…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 100 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Unless you are starving and about to die, me first, before dinner. K?” Malia May Johnson “I like the way you talk to me in private when it is just us. “Yeah woman I want to get inside of you and fucking stay up in…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m going to need you to sign a sex risk waiver. It’s so cold my balls might shoot icicles at you and do some damage.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Don’t go over there. There’s…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 247 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “A difference of opinion does not an act of war make.” Eddie Vedder “Hate isn’t great, but you know what? People are going to people. We just have to raise our children the best we can and hope for the best. Teach love. Not…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 99 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “How do you not recognize that I am eyeing you like you are an ice cream sundae on a hot suer day? The f Johnson?” Malia May Johnson “It is Black history month. If you don’t bang me you’re racist? Remember who used to place…
The History of Presidents Day (Newly Updated): Presidents Day (Presidents’ Day), officially George Washington’s birthday at the federal governmental level, is a federal holiday in the United States celebrated on the third Monday of February. It is often celebrated to honor all those who served as presidents of the United States and, since 1879, has been the federal holiday honoring…