My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 159 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Remembrance holidays were not meant to be novelty days off of work. They are important to observe at least in part the duty and sacrifice that gave us the peace, prosperity and security that we enjoy.” Former Director of CIA Leon Panetta “MJ, your…
20 Even More Morer Reasons I Love You Michael David Johnson
Michael David Johnson, There are many reasons why I love you Michael David Johnson, but since I only have so much time to list reasons at the moment, I have decided to tell you another 20 more reasons why I love you so much right now…… 1. You always encourage and support me. 2. Your mom. Jeanne is awesome. Most…
Is that why you are throwing your gargantubutt on me?
Malia: The bad news is all the good men are taken. Malia: The good news is I took one of them. Malia: According to the Real Alex Clark show my man should want sex daily. MJ: Good news! He does! Malia: I don’t want to be the reason my man doesn’t get sex daily. Sooooooo……. Malia: I want to give…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 58 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 58 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “That was so much fun! Fingering is a lost art. I’m glad you brought it back.” Malia May Johnson “Your sexual happiness is my responsibility, and I do not take that responsibility lightly. Now get your pants off.” Malia May Johnson “Well, I don’t want…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 158 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 158 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Weigh the who, what, where, when, why, how, the risks and rewards, and the pros and cons. Then make your decision.” Former President Barack Obama “I live my life based on the best concept. I spend my time with who treats me best and…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 42 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Baby where you at? I wanna inya time while we’re watching Aqua Man destroy Rome in the Fast X movie.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Victoria’s Secret is for the masses. I want Malia’s Secret.…
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Malia Takes The Hint
MJ: Let’s see if you can take a hint>>>>> MJ: The following words contain clues to what is on my mind>>>>> MJ: Asspirin MJ: Assimilation MJ: Asspartame MJ: Asstonia MJ: Assteroid MJ: Asstonishment MJ: Asstrophysics MJ: Asspen MJ: Assist MJ: Assurance MJ: Assertiveness MJ: Assortment MJ: Asstralia MJ: Ass Gas or Cash MJ: Ass MJ: Ass MJ: Ass Malia: Titties!…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 157 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 157 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You don’t know the value of freedom until you don’t have it. Never take freedom for granted. Freedom isn’t free. It comes at a cost, a high cost.” Former President George W. Bush “Just keep doing you and let the haters be mad, because…
There is always a chance!
“Don’t settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It’s better to get paid than be right. Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can’t rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should…