Malia: Would you love me if I looked like this……. MJ: Would you be a full on zombie or would you look like that but still be you on the inside? Malia: I would look like that on the outside but still be me on the inside. MJ: I would still love you, but it would be interesting though. Malia:…
MJ: Today has been so weird. Not necessarily good or bad. Just weird. I am waiting on some data to come in. I probably have 30 to 45 minutes to text if you are available my love. Malia: I feel preggo scatterbrained. Can we text weird random stuff and not judge each other for our rando texts? MJ: Sure. I’ll…
The History of Cinco de Mayo: Cinco de Mayo, Spanish for the Fifth of May, is a yearly celebration held on May 5th, to celebrate Mexico’s victory over the Second French Empire at the Battle of Puebla in 1862 led by General Ignacio Zaragoza. General Ignacio Zaragoza died a few months after the battle from an illness, and a larger…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 184 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If the horse doesn’t get the carrot, the horse doesn’t horse.” Elon Musk “Did you say pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, or did you say pot and gold at the end of the rainbow? Pot and gold would be better.…
Malia: Your love is so overwhelming Michael David Johnson!!!!! MJ: That’s a compliment, right? Malia: It is so freakin a compliment! MJ: What did I do? Malia: Well, what you didn’t do was lock your personal storage locker! MJ: I thought we covered that? You are my storage locker woman! Malia: I found your remarrying me wedding vows. WOW!!!!! MJ:…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Dick napper!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “If I told you we were alone, would you want to bone?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Your milkers are fucking huge! Preggo titties are great!” Michael “MJ…
Malia: Our kids and you are such Americans! MJ: Well, yeah. But you mean it in a bad way in this instance I’m guessing. Why? Malia: I’m a South African girl from Cape Town. MJ: Uh oh. Baby is stewing about the fam not digging the big dinner momma made. Malia: Everybody hated it!!! I worked so hard on it.…
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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 71 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Allickagely.” Malia May Johnson “Did it happen again? Did your balls fill up with cum again and you need me to help you get it out?” Malia May Johnson “Pair bonding is powerful stuff huh?” Malia May Johnson “Adjacent? My hubby is too smart and…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 183 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Happy Earth Day to the earth. Did you get the earth a cake so we can sing Happy Earth Day birthday?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I think of the weirdest shit bro. Like, that song Jesse’s Girl from the 80’s, is that based on a…