I married the world’s most followed computer hacker, who according to some blogs helped rig the presidential election. You would think he would be this calm, cool and collected evil genius, right? Nope! He’s actually a 37 year old teenager! The father of my children everybody…..(But I love him)…….. Hey baby, feel like laughing your ass off? You know those…
To my Dad- I just wanted to take a minute to wish you a Happy Birthday! Well, me and a special guest that is. (See video below) I know the last 7-8 years haven’t been easy, but I wanted to thank you for always having my back, and for believing in me. You legitimately deserve the “#1 Dad” coffee mug…
MJ: Excuse me Maam, but you have one rockin hot body for a pregnant chick. Malia: Then come rock it! MJ: Mrs. Johnson, by the time you get done listening to this song, I will be doing exactly as you have requested- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SdIVPs8gZ8
“Daddy, I don’t care if we stay downtown or our regular apartment. It’s fun both places. Look! I built both places while you were in the potty. Let’s play Legos now.” My son Christian Johnson I love being a Dad!
MJ: When I hear people say…”He’s capable of anything”, is it wrong that I take it as a compliment? Malia: Only you baby. Only you. Are you talking about the email from your ex? MJ: I’ve heard other people say it as well, but in this case, yes. Malia: She stalks you on the internet. MJ: I know. What’s for…
Question: MJ THE TERRIBLE!! That talk you gave this morning was unbelievable! I love how you got started by freaking everybody out. Will you post what you said in your intro on your blog? I know I’m not the only person you shocked the hell out of this morning. Thank you for coming up to Dallas to speak today. UNT…
Comment/Question: I am so glad to be rid of your ass. I have been suing people and been getting sued for 30 years. Without a doubt in my mind, you have been the biggest pain in my ass ever. I advised my clients to settle, because I thought my clients would die from panic and worry. Happy Birthday MJ! “Word…
Thank you for making the impossible possible Chris(MJ2). You see, every 12 years in Texas, you have to physically go into the drivers license office to renew your license. In 2005, I was 5′-10″ In 2017, I am now 6′-00″ I grew 2 inches over the last 12 years. And here I thought I was done growing? I had to…
The Adventures of “MJ The Terrible” Hollywood Style Facebook Page Promotional Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/The-Adventures-of-MJ-The-Terrible-Hollywood-Style-Facebook-Page-Promotional-Video.mp4 About Masters of Money, LLC. Masters of Money, LLC., was founded by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, to create and sell how to information, to people looking for ways to make and save money. The goal of Masters of Money: Provide the tools, resources, and strategies,…
This post is for one group of bloggers who just lost an exclusive interview. I would mention their name, but they don’t deserve it!! Why did you release this and break our agreement? WTF? I am pretty certain you know I will never do an interview with you now, right? So long and good luck! Don’t contact me/us again! Sincerely,…