Hey it’s Kev from the couch. LOL. Just kidding, I love you Malia but in the friends not fucking kinda way doh. Anyway, I’m balls deep in MJ’s picture and video stash right now. Look at this pre “MJ The Terrible” video nugget. Pre “MJ The Terrible” Michael Johnson European Vacation Ireland Video (2009) Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/Pre-MJ-The-Terrible-Michael-Johnson-European-Vacation-Ireland-Video-2009.mp4 Pre “MJ The Terrible”…
MJ Kevin and Malia-da-belly
I can hear you 2 shitheads! If I even smell a hint of beer in Elizabeth’s room, or you spill something, I’m pregnant with “MJ The Terrible’s” twins, so I’m pretty sure I’m allowed to claim temporary insanity for killing you both. MJ’s buddy Kevin is here for the wedding, so let the bromance begin. Kevin and MJ have already…
WTF CHUCK?
THAT WASN’T VERY NICE OF YOU CHARLES THANK YOU FOR HACKING INTO MY NETWORK LAST WEEK I LIKED IT SO MUCH I DECIDED TO COME BACK WITH YOU INTO YOURS YOU REALLY ENJOY THOSE BLACKS ON BLONDES VIDEOS I ACCIDENTALLY HIT RECORD A FEW TIMES WHEN YOU WERE ENJOYING YOURSELF ON THE COUCH DON’T WORRY I’M NOT GOING TO BLACK…
First Haters Say and then MJ Says
2012: Haters- Masters of Money is a stupid idea Michael! 2013: Haters- Masters of Money is a waste of money. 2014: Haters- Your little Masters of Money business isn’t making money. 2016: Haters- Masters of Money barely makes any money. You should give up on it. 2017: MJ- I’m sorry haters. I can’t hear you over the sound of my…
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Welcome To Hell On Earth Assholes
Today two idiots tried to hack into my network. Overall, I think they did a pretty good job, other than of course the getting caught part. Guys, I have some good news and some bad news for you. The good news is, I’m not the kind of guy who calls the cops. The bad news is, I’m not the kind…
Masters of Money Sets New Facebook Record
Records are meant to be broken, or in this case SHATTERED! The new business opportunity Facebook fan page like record that Masters of Money just set- 26,565 page likes in a single week! Facebook’s previous record- 11,590 page likes (Held by Masters of Money) On January 16th, we did the following post: Holy shit! Masters of Money’s Facebook fan page…
A Funny Conversation Between My Divorce Attorney & I
Note: AG are the initials of my divorce attorney. MJ: Alright AG. Whatcha got? AG: MJ, would you say I’m a good lawyer? MJ: The best! AG: This place is unbelievable. You technically earn $60,000 a year. I know the real answer, but please Michael, explain how $60,000 a year buys this? God, you are so full of shit. You…
Rachel – YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!
Question: Hello “MJ The Terrible”. My name is Rachel. I love your blogs. I have been a follower of yours since August. Please don’t post my profile picture on a post. I look ugly and fat. It took a lot for me to write to you. I hope you feel like helping me if you can. Do you have weight…
Masters of Money LLC Minions of Money Promotional Video
Masters of Money LLC Minions of Money Promotional Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Masters-of-Money-LLC-Minions-of-Money-Promotional-Video.mp4 About Masters of Money, LLC. Masters of Money, LLC., was founded by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, to create and sell how to information, to people looking for ways to make and save money. The goal of Masters of Money: Provide the tools, resources, and strategies, to help anyone…