Today started out just like any other normal day, that is of course until Former President Barack Obama called me at 2:21pm cst!!! The best part about Former President Obama calling me, was my mom and dad were there when he called! My family has been through so much over the last several years, and I know it has been…
In Loving Memory of Captain Raymond Lutz
I am not sure exactly what to say, so I am just going to speak from the heart. One of my best friends, Captain Raymond Lutz, passed away this week. I am not the crying type, except when it comes to my family, and Ray, you are family. Ray was responsible for Malia finally saying yes to a date with…
The Exception To The Rule
I was feeling unattractive last night because MJ turned me down for sex, and that never happens. Now I know why. He found out a close friend of his died right before he came to bed. Captain Raymond Lutz, a close friend of MJ’s passed away from a heart attack. He was only 47 years young. I didn’t know your…
Masters of Money LLC Jumping Minions Promotional Video
Masters of Money LLC Jumping Minions Facebook Promotional Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Masters-of-Money-LLC-Jumping-Minions-Facebook-Promotional-Video.mp4 About Masters of Money, LLC. Masters of Money, LLC., was founded by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, to create and sell how to information, to people looking for ways to make and save money. The goal of Masters of Money: Provide the tools, resources, and strategies, to help anyone…
Masters of Money LLC Underwater Promotional Video
Masters of Money LLC Underwater Promotional Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Masters-of-Money-LLC-Underwater-Promotional-Video.mp4 “When you need to accomplish something, remember the name “Will Resourceful”. Have the “Will” to see it through, and be “Resourceful” enough to get the job done.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC. About Masters of Money, LLC. Masters of Money, LLC., was…
Wedding Day Bloopers
As many of you know, I was married once before, and so I wanted to do everything I possibly could to make Malia and I’s wedding uniquely special to us. What I found out throughout the day yesterday, was I didn’t have to try to make Malia and I’s wedding uniquely special to us, because when you are marrying the…
Introducing Mr and Mrs Johnson
It’s official! On the 5 year anniversary of the day we met, Malia and I became husband and wife. To the staff at Camp Mabry, you guys were incredible! Thank you to the folks at Robb Report and Luxe for putting together/coordinating, such an amazing wedding day. We heard some of our guests helicopter transports back and forth between the…
Malia’s Real Dating Profile
Tarica Patel(BABB): Now you messed up MJ! Malia is crying! MJ: For real? Tarica Patel(BABB): Yes MJ: About the dating post? Tarica Patel(BABB): Yes MJ: I wrote a real one. Chris thought it would be funny to write an anti dating post. Besides, I didn’t want to write a dating post for her. I would rather die then let another…
Call me at 1-800-undateable for additional details….if you dare
All of us girls are at the apartment downtown. MJ and the boys are at MJ’s house in South Austin. This is BABB btw. Those boys won’t leave us alone. There was a knock at the door. It was a male stripper wearing a costume. When the stripper pulled off his mask, IT WAS KEVIN! For some reason we asked…
Hey everyone. My name is Meredith Brooks.
Hey everyone. My name is Meredith Brooks. I am MJ’s new assistant. I moved from Des Moines, Iowa to Austin about 4 weeks ago, and I am 26 years old. Go Hawkeyes! My week one recap and my feelings about the job and everything so far- I got to meet Matthew McConaughey. MJ and him insult the daylights out of…