MJ: Baby, did you mess with my phone? All of my texts with Gotye are gone, and she is no longer in my contacts. I tried to enter her # so I can check on you know who, but my phone is not letting me do it. Dubs: I did it. You will be able to resume communication with Gotye…
Wanna fool around with an angel?
Malia: Baby, if I change my mind, a million times. I wanna hear you say- Yeah! Yeah, I like it that way! Any man of mine – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N2k-gv6xNE MJ: Wow! Baby, I didn’t know you listened to country. Malia: I’m from the country. MJ: Country western Malia: Well, I am from the country….. of South Africa. lol MJ: You are…
“United We Stand” United States Armed Forces Marketing Campaign
Can people change? Absolutely! Because just a few short years ago the United States Armed Forces were probably ready to lock “MJ The Terrible” up and throw away the key, and now “MJ The Terrible” is creating the United States Armed Force’s marketing future! Here is a glimpse into the future of the “United We Stand” United States Armed Forces…
Useful Career Seekers Advice
Useful Career Seekers Advice: These 5 industries will always be in demand in one way or another. 1. Food: People have to eat. 2. Healthcare: People get sick/want to prevent sickness/want to improve their health. 3. Defense/Emergency Services: People need protective/supportive services. 4. Energy: Without a steady supply of energy, everything stops. 5. Real estate: Real estate will always be…
MJ Drunk Love For Malia
MJ: Baby I am drunk but I wan yoy to knlw I carry these thibgs around with me all the timer because I didn’t know the worst tine of my life wpuld turn out tp ne the best. Itd because of you Malia. I love yoy. Im sorry I smell lick alcohol and dont wsnt to kiss me tonight. I…
“MJ The Terrible” Wins Big Defense Contract
Before The Event Mr. Fanning: How nervous is our boy Mali J? Will you be accompanying MJ to dinner this evening? Did he shave? Please make sure he looks sharp. I stuck my neck out on this and I’m now a former, which means we need him at his best. Malia: Hey Mr. F. MJ has been in the shower…
“Husbandly duties”
Malia: MJ, even Superman has to rest. You slept at least 16 hours. You needed it! Malia: I did good things. Now I’m ready to do bad things to you. Men expect their wives to perform “wifely duties”, meaning sex, just because the man wants it. This is 2017. Women should be able to do the same thing. I am…
Content For “The Adventures of MJ The Terrible” Movie
Question: MJ, it is Jeff at GL again. We would like to use the attached email you sent to Malia at the end of 2014 in the film. Is that ok with you? – Beginning of email – Malia, I was trying to just lay there dormant in the grass, soaking up some sunshine but people keep trying to step…
Private Investigator Questions For Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Question from Shawn Sturgis in Philadelphia, PA: “MJ The Terrible”. I am a private investigator from Philly. I have been running Lexus Nexus searches on you to see if you were legit. I want to buy your book and I ain’t the type of guy who gets ripped off. Question, is this Michael Johnson you MJT- http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/money/business/2015/08/28/iowa-orders-texas-oil-company-cease/71278882/ MJ: Yes, that is…
Vivid International Studios Offer To Purchase The Rights To Make a Pornographic Movie Based On The World Famous “Mother Fucker” Sex Experience
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, My name is Shawn Higgins, and I represent Vivid International Studios. My clients are interested in producing an adult film based on an encounter yourself and Mrs. Johnson wrote about on the internet. The “Mother Fucker” post has approximately 4,000 likes, has been clicked on 51,000,000 times, and is in Facebook’s top 25,000 most clicked…