Malia: Where are you at? Did you sleep at all? Let me guess, still excited about the deal and couldn’t sleep? MJ: Downstairs in my office. No. Yes, but I also can’t stop watching and listening to all of the videos and recordings from what happened in the house and stuff, between Chris and Gotye, while I was in the…
Masters of Money just finalized it’s first ever acquisition of another company! The owner wants to get married to his longtime girlfriend of twelve and a half years, have kids, travel, etc. Masters of Money and the Money Channel are both private companies, so we don’t have to report all of the terms of the deal like two public companies…
Question #1. Question/request: What is your daily billing rate? I heard you are expensive but worth it. We have a problem that requires the best. Our problem is in network security. I will provide additional details when we speak. Everyone I have spoken to recommended you. We don’t know each other, but I am willing to provide you with references,…
Question: Was MJ THE TERRIBLE AND TEAM DIGITAL DEATH behind the Equifax hack MJ? Not that I expect you to tell the truth, but maybe there will be a hint in your reply. Assuming you reply at all. You probably pick and choose what questions to answer. If you and your team are the reason Trump won last year, you…
Question: My question is for Malia. I am a sexologist. I can’t see you but I bet you laughed like everyone else does when I tell them what my profession is. I am currently studying the smell of men’s “goo”, if you will. I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind sharing what MJ THE TERRIBLE’s you know, stuff smells like?…
Question #1. Hi Malia. I work for Intel. MJ was at our office last week. He isn’t a big man, 6 foot, 175 I guess but his eyes are scary. I asked him a question during a meeting. As soon as he looked it me, I had goose bumps. It was terrifying. I can’t explain it. I might be overreacting…
Omg we love this painting!!! For lack of better words, and I mean no disrespect here, the trash art guy who did this for us is a frickin genius!!! It’s a sponge painting that’s about 3 feet tall, and 2 feet wide. He only charged me $20!! I had it made for Malia as an apology gift for when Matthew…
MJ: Are you dressed like that right now? Malia: Yep! MJ: You know I have to be at Intel at 2 right? Malia: So what you’re saying is you have plenty of time. MJ: I want to baby. I have a lot to do. Rain check until tonight? I guarantee I will take care of business! Malia: Wrong answer! Guess…
Mr. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, This is not a booty call post baby. This is business. Not strictly for pleasure. I know you have things to do today, but please put me on your “to do” list. I am ovulating. Soooooo…..I need you to come take care of business! Baby, do you know what they call a girl who…
Malia: Look what I found baby. I knew you were looking for it. I love you! MJ: Thank you baby. It was so cold that day. It was like negative 20 degrees. Maryland winters can be brutal. Malia: Do you remember what I called you that day that drove you bonkers? MJ: “MJ The Red Nose Terrible Reindeer” Malia: Yeah.…