Malia: Alright baby, it’s that time of the month again. MJ: That’s okay baby. It’s all good. I hope aunt flow isn’t too rough this month. Malia: Not that time of the month. It’s time for a relationship quiz. MJ: I love you. I would never cheat on you. You look beautiful and skinny. You’re an awesome wife and a…
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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 81 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Can we have sex before you go on World War 3 alert?” Malia May Johnson “Yay! You knocked me down. Now knock me up.” Malia May Johnson “They used to call having sex making whoopie a long time ago. FYI, I am available for what…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 205 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Where there is no reward for hard work and risk taking, there is no motivation.” Elon Musk “I made the decision to be brave enough to say the things that need to be said.” Elon Musk “The world is filled with dudes. Be a…
Quotes From and About The Rarest Personality Type On Earth: The Sigma: The sigma male/female are known as the strong silent types, who are fiercely independent and self-reliant. The Sigma personality archetype make up less than 1% of the global population. “When sigmas lose their patience, people get nervous.” John Malone “If you are fiercely independent, observant, confident, intelligent, empathetic,…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Are your legs open? I’m fixin to run in there and dick dive into you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am in a giving mood. Are you in a taking mood?” Michael “MJ The…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 204 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “No. Rock Masculinity is toxic free. Ladies are against toxic masculinity. They love Rock Masculinity.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson “Nerds rule the world. Get in line or get left behind.” Sam Altman “I assume you are aware that I am losing my shit. You…
Malia: Hey baby! Tell me something I don’t know. MJ: August is the only month without a Federal holiday. Malia: I didn’t know that. MJ: You know what I want? Malia: A peanut butter and jelly sandwich? MJ: I want you! Malia: To make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Malia: You didn’t text back. Do you want me…
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