Question: If Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together? Malia or MJ? If possible, could a lot of different people who are close to MJ and Malia answer my question? Love you guys! Bethany Mackenzie Los Angeles, CA Answers: All 5 Team Digital Death members were unanimous: MJ would give in first. Kevin:…
POTUS NEWS: President Trumps motorcade stopped outside of your apartment at 200 Congress Street for almost 15 minutes today. Did he come to see you? No major media outlet has picked it up yet, but there is a significant amount of online chatter about your alleged cyber involvement in the 2016 election. Would you like to comment? Peter Segal New…
It’s that time again. It’s legal disclaimer time. Masters of Money, LLC. Legal Disclaimer: The characters, stories, images, videos, facts, and/or details, found in Masters of Money and “MJ The Terrible” story lines, may or may not be real events (interrupted text) Marcus: Oh, I get it. I’m not real because I’m black. MJ: I don’t give a shit if…
Request: Hey MJ, it’s DK. You always used to use the rule of 3 in sales at Crooked. Maybe you still do. Do you still have the rule of 3 write up? Let me know. Late, DK Reply: Damn right I still use the Rule of 3! We had some good times together back then. I couldn’t find the original…
To Malia, Thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate my ex-wife Gotye constantly throws at us. I love you with all of my heart, and I trust you completely. All of my love, MJ P.S. I am permanently in love with you now and forever! P.P.S. In a room full of…
Question: Hurricane Harvey is hitting where you live. Why aren’t you posting you are ok? I have grown to care about you and Malia and Cash and Elizabeth. Please post you are ok. Safe wishes, Ellen Durst Detroit, MI Answer: Thank you Ellen. We are ok. We are not in Texas at the moment. We are in Maryland. Our thoughts…
Malia: I thought you might say that. Prove it! MJ: Ok. Where are you at? Malia: At the MJT&TDD office naked in your office. MJ: Baby, I gotta go get CJ in an hour, and I don’t have a car to go pick him up. Malia: I already thought about that. The driver will be here at 2:45. MJ: This…
MJ: Baby, I just wanted to say………I LOVE KISSING YOU!!! Malia: I love kissing you more!!! MJ: Oh yeah? Well, I love kissing you more than you love kissing me. Boom! Malia: I love kissing you more than there are stars in the sky! Bigger boom! MJ: I love kissing you more than the biggest more, in the history of…
Question: This is Marcus. Love you bro. Sorry about the comments while you were on the phone with the play “the rapist”, I mean therapist the other day. Before you and me were boys, and we were both trying to get Malia to go out with us, did you hack my phone to take that sexy leg picture I took…
Question: I am new to masters of money and mj the terrible. I was reading past posts. Where did you and Malia get jumped at? I would like to see a picture. Paul Hartong Boston, MA Answer: Welcome to the family. We are glad to have you. Malia and I were at the pool, at our South Austin apartment, and…