MJ: Malia “Sexy As Hell” Johnson, I’m sorry I didn’t pick up the phone earlier, and you were pissed. I just listened to your 8 “Where the fuck are you?” messages, and I just wanted to say, I think you’re going to like my excuse. Please see attached queen feisty pants. Malia: I heard about it. People have been calling…
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MJ: After 3 years of not being able to vote……I voted today, and my mom is proud of me. It was a good day. I took a screenshot of our texts today, and I’m going to attach it to this post. Malia: And he cried, in a very manly patriotic sort of way. I’m proud of you baby! Dubs: I…
MJ, When you brought your boy up here to tour the base this summer, we remembered him telling you the next time you come up he wants to ride in a tank. Come on up. We’ve got one he is going to love! Your boys at Fort Hood “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death Tank – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/MJ-The-Terrible-and-Team-Digital-Death-Tank-Video.mp4
MJ: Are you ready Hela sexy girl? 5 min. With the rain, 183 was a parking lot. Malia: I’m hela sick. I had the suit on but I either had to puke or pee. It’s ok if you go without me. I’ll be ok. MJ: Oh no! Then Halloween at home it is! Malia: Baby, I know you wanted to…
Malia: I had to share this. Dubs, MJ’s assigned bodyguard/watchdog(No offense Britt), got a noise disturbance call from the police earlier tonight, about MJ. MJ is at him and his son’s apartment, getting it ready for his next visit with his son. Dubs just called to tell me when she got there, the police officers and the person who made…
MJ: I love you too “Sleeping on The Train Today Beauty.” I loved every minute of today, from waking up next to Liz, to the train ride, to your food falling on the floor, right after you said how hungry you were, to cleaning up my son and I’s apartment, to the police/building party, as you called it. Thank you…
Questions: 1. Who was the hardest person in your life to tell about all of this “MJ The Terrible” stuff? 2. How did your mom know which MJ was which in court with your exwife during the divorce hearing? Answers: 1. That’s an easy one….MY MOM! I worried about it for days. My mom and I have always been close.…
MJ: Malia, thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate Gotye constantly throws at me. If/when(unfortunately) Gotye blows this opportunity to be a good coparent, I know we will raise CJ the right way, in the completely supportive and loving environment he deserves Malia: As far as I’m concerned, we have 4…
Malia: You know the Vendetta hacker masks? Mix that with my crazy hacker husband and what do you get? A “Flying dong hack attack.” We’re laying down to go to bed, and MJ says I’m going to the kitchen, I’ll be right back. I can hear the frig opening and closing like he’s getting food and stuff. Then I hear…