Question #1: Where can I get some cheap but legit business contracts MJT? Miguel Hernandez San Antonio, TX Answer: Check out https://www.tidyform.com/ (A lot of the contracts and agreements on the site are free.) Question #2: My son will be going to college soon and he is having trouble deciding what field of study to go into. What industries do you think…
Would You Give Your Heart To Your Kid? (John Q & “MJ The Terrible”)
Yesterday I was watching a movie called John Q, starring Denzel Washington, with my friend Chris. Chris asked me if I would take my own life, if necessary, in order to give my heart to one of my kids, so that they could live, if their heart was failing like the little boys was in the movie. My friend Chris:…
Thank You Mr. President! President Trump’s Tweet To “MJ The Terrible”
Thank You Mr. President! Thank you for the tweet! You made my son and I’s day the other day. I am going to print out a picture of it, frame it, and hang it in my son’s room. Again, thank you for the tweet/nice comment President Trump. I know that you didn’t have to do that. Much appreciated! To my…
What a “Gangsta” George Washington Would Have Said To England…..
I’m on a military base today, and some of the soldiers were joking around about what a “gangsta” George Washington would have said to England back when America declared its independence, on July 4th, 1776. Here is what they came up with….. Hey yo, England. This shit is ours now, and if you don’t like it, fuck you. Oh yeah,…
Rich People Date Differently (Funny Dating Coach Story)
In the building Malia(my wife) and I live in, in downtown Austin, on the 10th floor, they have a sports bar, where anyone who lives in the building, can stop to have a drink, eat a burger, etc. Well, tonight I ran into one of our friends, who is recently single, and just started dating. Myself, and a few of…
How To Inexpensively Form A Company & Patent Your Product or Idea
Question: MJ, I want to start a business and I only have one issue. My issue is money. I have the skills, the drive and a good head on my shoulders to make things happen. I am just short on cash. I have some money, but it’s just not enough unless I trim in some vital areas of my life.…
Trying New Foods Traveling & Charity Work (Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson)
Question: Have you ever been hesitant to try a certain food, but then loved it when you tried it? Monica Evans Atlanta, GA Answer: Yes. Bison burgers. I didn’t know anything about bison burgers, or what a bison was. I knew regular burgers came from cows of course, but bison, well, what was a bison? Thanks to Google, and a…
Q&A II With Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Owner & Founder of Masters of Money LLC
Question #1: Got a degree MJ THE TERRIBLE? Sean Simmons Oakland, CA Answer: I do, thanks in large part to my Mom, who encouraged/forced me to get a degree. I have a Marketing Management Degree, from the University of Akron, in Ohio. I graduated in 2004. Question #2: I would like to learn how to make my own Masters of…
Mjtheterrible.blogspot.com Picture Quotes Collection II
Mjtheterrible.blogspot.com Picture Quotes Collection II: “Fact- Sometimes you just have to turn on your inner badass, let the world know you mean business, and you can make shit happen!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder and Owner – Masters of Money, LLC. “Don’t settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money.…
“Custom Built Vagina” by Malia May Johnson
During the birth of our twins on June 8th, my vagina sustained a tear. When MJ heard the doctor say- “During the delivery, Malia suffered a second degree vaginal laceration(tear). We repaired the tear, and made the alterations you requested, in the event a vaginal laceration occurred.” What MJ heard out of that, was “Oh my God, Malia had custom…