Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love how you randomly break out into song and dance like life is a musical and you always find a way to run into me for a hold, hug, kiss. That shit is adorable.”…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Jeanne Johnson Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Laziness is not a mental health disorder. You don’t need pills for laziness. You need to get off your butt and do something productive. Trust me. The laziness goes away.” Jeanne Johnson “People in the know know.” Jeanne Johnson “Your father and I…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 207 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I believe in being good to good people. You are good people MJ The Terrible! I know about the Lebron James Olympics turn the power back on call. Travis and I spoke to him. We are buying you a gift that you will never…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Former President George W. Bush Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “MJ, how is the heroing going? This is George W. Bush. Elsewise known as the 43rd President of the United States. I won our bet and I’m calling to gloat. I mean collect. Call me back so I can rub…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Former President Barack Obama Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “America is still a place where all things are possible. We have to keep it that way even during her darkest times.” Former President Barack Obama “Disagreeing with facts doesn’t make you right.” Former President Barack Obama “MJ, you could spin…
Malia: Liz could be getting married soon. MJ: Liz just turned 7. Malia: I am teasing obviously. I text you that because I saw a post on X that Iraq’s Parliament introduced a bill to reduce the legal age of marriage for girls from 15 to 9 years old. MJ: Crazy! Malia: Don’t ever hug me okay? MJ: Don’t ever…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 206 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Propaganda is a powerful tool. Effective propaganda can trick you into thinking that even the truth is a conspiracy.” Former Director of CIA David Petraeus “The American Dream isn’t dead. It can be revived with the right leadership, guidance, and incentives.” Former President Donald…
Malia: Alright baby, it’s that time of the month again. MJ: That’s okay baby. It’s all good. I hope aunt flow isn’t too rough this month. Malia: Not that time of the month. It’s time for a relationship quiz. MJ: I love you. I would never cheat on you. You look beautiful and skinny. You’re an awesome wife and a…
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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 81 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Can we have sex before you go on World War 3 alert?” Malia May Johnson “Yay! You knocked me down. Now knock me up.” Malia May Johnson “They used to call having sex making whoopie a long time ago. FYI, I am available for what…