To Malia May Johnson, Happy 8 Year Anniversary of the day we first “officially met”! Happy 4 Year Engagement Anniversary! Happy 3 Year Wedding Anniversary! Happy Monthaversary! I would be lost without you! I can’t live without you! I would die for you! All of my love, MJ P.S. I love you with every beat of my heart! The Center…
Oh no! My wife is possessed. I was going to call the Ghostbusters to come get her, but then she wanted to have sex with me, and since even though she was possessed and all, she is still my wife, and she was looking preggo sexy as hell! I decided to risk it. I love you baby, even when you…
Yesterday Malia and I were talking about some of our most fun dates, and she brought up the time we went to the house where they filmed the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie in Granger, Texas, which is not to far from Austin. Due to my alleged involvement as the chief architect of the Stuxnet computer virus which had international consequences,…
It was 5 years ago today that I had a subdural hematoma rupture in my head and I almost died. I had to learn to walk and talk again, and you my love, are the one who loved me enough to nurse me back to health. When I was ready to give up, and I was begging you and others…
While I’m working on a project we are staying in a compound at Naval Base San Diego. The building I’m working in is close to the compound my family and I are living in. I like it because it makes it easy to eat lunch with my family, spend time with our kids, or come home for a quickie(like today),…
I am not usually a big fan of surprises but the surprise fly to Miami to go to the Superbowl surprise today is absolutely EPIC! Thanks for the ride over on Air Force One Jr. Donny! Love you bro! When I woke up this morning in San Diego California I had no idea I would be ending the day in…
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MJ I loved your you fell in love with me in Port A post. Ditto baby. This was the moment I knew big bruise and all that I was crazy in love with you and there was no turning back! Cash just rolled over onto his belly for the first time ever to give his daddy a hug. Cutest thing…
To answer your question from this morning baby….. From the moment we met I felt a connection like I had never felt before. You made me feel nervous and yet completely at ease, at the same time. I have been lucky enough to get to meet and spend time with famous celebrities, musicians, professional athletes, world leaders and presidents, and…
What a day! You know those days where it seems like nothing goes your way? Well that was our day today. It was delay after delay, plans changing, more delays, plans changing again, things not working out, nothing seemed to make any sense, schedule changes, cranky babies, cranky Brittany(head of security for our family), and Malia was in a bad…