“Baby, my temperature has to be at least like elevendy billion degrees. I feel like a nuclear friggin reactor or something. I’m pretty sure I could power a small city with all the heat my body is generating right now.” MJ was tested. It is not COVID, but his temperature got as high as 104. MJ’s mom flew up to…
To You, Do you. Be you. You can do it. You got this. Show yourself what you can do. You may not have all of the answers, but you can find them. You may not be where you want to be at in life yet, but you can change that. Don’t sweat the small stuff, because life is too short.…
How To Fund Your Business Idea Using Grants There are a lot of great business ideas and product ideas floating around out there, but it can be hard for entrepreneurs to find the money to fund those great ideas. One way to access capital is through business grants. On the link at the bottom of this post, you will find…
Happy Birthday Michael David Johnson! Today will be filled with fun surprises for you! Enjoy your day! You deserve it!
Don’t worry about a thing baby cakes. I’ll take care of everything while you are getting some much needed sleep. Rest those beautiful eyes. I love you to infinity and then some baby! You are so beautiful, even when you are sound asleep! The First Conversation Malia and I Ever Had by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-first-conversation-malia-and-i-ever-had-by-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson/ When I…
Malia: Hey baby. I read your email. Sorry you are having a stressful day. I love you. I am available if you need some stress relief if you know what I mean. MJ: Thanks babe. I love you too. Malia: You are usually all about it bout it when I offer “stress relief”. I am a good listener. We can…
Haters, I am not quite sure why you are hating on the MJ The Terrible Mobile so much. At the end of the day, I got a car that is worth as much as a house for free due to a sponsorship deal I am a part of. The 16 year old boy inside of me is getting to live…
One of The Biggest Myths Known To Mankind- “Money isn’t important.” Tell this myth to the family who’s starving right now, or to the family who needs money for some serious medical issue, and they will tell you how important money is. We have all been conditioned to believe that money is not important, or that wanting money is wrong,…
Question/request: You like MJ? I don’t mind being a side dish. Call me (number removed) One love, Amber Answer: I think you are beautiful, and I like the car. That said, I have everything I will ever need with Malia. She is my everything. I don’t think you are side dish material. I remember talking to you in Dallas at…
Malia: Mr. “MJ The Terrible”, why do you want to fight with your wife when we could be doing something a whole lot more fun together? We have a babysitter tonight! MJ: You started it! Malia: You started it! MJ: You started it!! Malia: You started it!!!!! MJ: You were relentless with your feistiness today. Malia: And clearly I need…