Malia: Promise me something. MJ: Ok. What? Malia: Promise me you will always try to quench my thirst when I’m thirsty. MJ: I will do my best. Malia: Promise me you will. MJ: Good Lord! I promise I will try to quench your thirst when you are thirsty! Malia: Did you know that I have only been good at playing…
MJ: What do you like better, your new Cady or your Hermes bags? Malia: I like you the best daddy! MJ: 🙂 Malia: Do you think any handy men that have come to fix our stuff have fantasized about having sex with me? MJ: Yes Malia: Baby! MJ: What? Malia: You’re not upset about that? MJ: What do you want…
MJ: I heard you yelling. I love you. I’ll be right back. Malia: Where are you going? MJ: I had to run to my office real quick. I’ll be right back. Malia: You ran out the front door. Your office is behind the house. What are you up to Johnson? MJ: You know me my love. Malia: I do! What…
This is my recollection of the first conversation that Malia and I ever had, exactly 9 years ago today. Our first conversation took place in San Antonio, Texas, at Joint Base San Antonio, on March 8th, 2012. Malia was a medical intern, who was training/learning about how to treat patients, mentally and physically, so that one day she could become a…
1. I love your big beautiful brown eyes, that depending on the way the light reflects off of your eyes, can sometimes look different colors. 2. I love your playful personality. 3. I love how you always encourage me to make things happen, and to find a way when there isn’t one. 4. I love how you are loyal. 5. I…
Malia and I met 9 years ago today, on March 8th, 2012. Malia and I have known each other for 9 years. Here is how 9 years converts into seconds, minutes, hours, days, and weeks. 284,083,200 seconds4,734,720 minutes78,912 hours3288 days469 weeks and 5 days Malia May Johnson, You are my all and everything, and I love you more all the…
I Love The Way You Love Me Malia #luckiestmanonearth MJ: Baby, I am a Penis American. Malia: Baby, I am a Vagina American. A Booby American? What’s up Penis American? MJ: My penis. Malia: You are a Penis American and your penis is up? Thank you for letting me know. I can tell you got my letter in your office. …
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Compilation: So far there have been 25 “My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson” posts, including quotes about life, love, family, friendship, business, haters, motivation, and more, from the following people: Dan Denefe, Derron Cook, Alma Johnson, Malia May…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 25 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “People should be connected. The world is a better place when people are connected. The world is a more transparent place when people are connected. Language and geographic barriers no longer have to be boundaries when people are connected through social media and the…
5 Things You Have To Know About Money: 1. Money is a thought and a thing. 2. Greed is good. In the movie Wall Street, Gordon Gekko says- “Greed is good.” All things being equal, he was right. Greed is good, as long as it isn’t used to harm/negatively impact someone else. When you want to take away another person’s…