Malia and Michael MJ The Terrible Johnson Cheetos Selfie Photo
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WTF Is Postnatal Coitus?

Malia: I love your Cheetos post. Great memories! This is my favorite Cheetos picture of us. Thinking about our Cheetos moments makes me want to have more Cheetos moments. MJ: Agreed Malia: Are you in the mood for some postnatal coitus? MJ: Huh? Malia: Sex baby! Sex! Postnatal coitus is a fancy medical term for having sex after giving birth.…

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Michael MJ The Terrible Johnson Holding New Baby Daughter Caroline Grace Johnson Picture
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Meet the newest edition to our family, and the cutest little creature imaginable…….. Caroline Grace Johnson!

Meet the newest edition to our family, and the cutest little creature imaginable…….. Caroline Grace Johnson! Sweet Caroline decided to enter the world a couple of months early. I was telling Caroline that right now there is social distancing going on because of the Corona virus, but for her, social distancing from all boys/guys will continue forever. (Or at least…

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