My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes by Malia May Johnson: “Oh my God! Holy shit! That was like the best shit ever! I think this was the first time I have ever had sex. I must have been doing it wrong before, because it has never felt that friggin good! I mean that was like the best shit that has…
How did MJ get the nickname “MJ The Terrible”? Lola Quintero Los Angeles, CA Brittany: MJ was talking with his doctor, and the doctor asked him about his son. MJ said his son was two years old. The doctor referenced the terrible twos. When the doctor was walking out of the room, he said, we’ll see you next time MJ…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “This sounds like a boner emergency. I need to put all my hands on your dick immediately.” Malia May Johnson “I am uncomfortably big as a house pregnant, and I know God is a man,…
When did Chris (MJ#2) start standing in for MJ? Rafael Santos Fort Hood, TX Malia: I don’t know an exact starting date, but sometime during 2011 is when Chris started standing in for MJ on a limited basis. In 2012, Chris actually had to go on a cruise with MJ’s wife at the time (his practice wife), to the Bahamas…
MJ: Baby, you are a badass with a sexy ass. Malia: I love you MJ: Dick biter! Malia: That’s what you get for smacking me in the face with it. MJ: Well guess what. Malia: Chicken butt? MJ: Your butt! Guess what else. Malia: What else? MJ: I see London. I see France. I wanna see a South African girls…
MJ grew up in Akron, Ohio. One of the nicknames for Akron is “Crackron”, because it has some scary parts to it. One of MJ’s friends he grew up with in Akron moved to Baltimore, which is about a half an hour away from where we live in Bethesda. MJ told me about his friend (Terrell), who moved to Baltimore,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 38 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Apologize for doing the right thing? I don’t fucking think so!” Kristi Jennings aka Kristi Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch “When a whistleblower steps up, whoever the person is trying to blow the whistle on usually tries to frame the whistleblower as a crazy person so no one…
Mental Health Assessment for Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: MJ recently went to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center to participate in Dr. Deborah Frincke’s neurological trauma recovery and development research study. While MJ was at Walter Reed for Dr. Frincke’s study, he also got a haircut and a shave. MJ suffered a subdural hematoma rupture on 2/14/2015. He went…
Does MJ know Lebron James? They are the same age, and both grew up in Akron at the same time. Trey Jenkins Cleveland, OH Malia: Yes. MJ said Lebron went to St. V and he went to Garfield, but yes, they were friends growing up together in Akron. He came over to our house to hangout in 2016, when his…
“If we all did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves.” Thomas Edison Taking action is the only way to get where you want to be, and to get what you want. When you start taking action, you will see things in your life start to change. Here are some motivational quote pictures, to help…