MJ: Have you looked through Mediaset’s offer to buy us yet? Malia: Yes. The offer is missing some important points. MJ: Which points are you thinking? No protections for current employees? Malia: That, a long with a mandatory family vacation for you, and security to block all the Italian road whore sluts from trying to hook up with you while…
Dear Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., Shareholders, Mediaset S.p.A, (Gruppo Mediaset), is interested in acquiring Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., at a valuation price of $359,000,000 (USD). Complete acquisition proposal details have been sent to the following via DHL Global Delivery Services: Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Senior Partner of Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG. SJ Steptoe and Johnson, PLLC., legal counsel for Foreign Corporation…
MJ: Why does everybody look at me like I’m a beast, and they look at you as a beauty? You are a beauty, but I don’t want to be a beast. Malia: Well if the beast mask fits. MJ: Baby! Malia: I am just teasing. Why do you think everybody looks at us like beauty and the beast? MJ: Look…
A special thank you to MJ’s friend and body double Chris Hubbard. He is a good ol’ country boy, who likes to listen to country music. Chris sent MJ some country songs to listen to, and MJ has been walking around the house today singing, making up his own funny and/or naughty lyrics to the songs. This is MJ’s remake of…
There are virtually endless ways to make money on the internet. In fact, more and more people are turning to internet based income opportunities/businesses, to make a living. Here are “59 Different Ways To Make Money On The Internet” 1. You could sell resell rights to products. 2. You can trade/broker advertising space. 3. You can promote private label products.…
I just found out my schedule has me working with Solar Winds this summer/fall, in Austin. It has been a while since we have been able to spend time with our friends and family, and I am looking forward to it…..Deep in the heart of Texas! As my wife Malia said today- “We might live primarily in Bethesda, and we…
Anti-hater Motivational Quotes Compilation: “Haters and negative naysayers call me crazy. Smart people call me for advice.” Marcus Jennings “Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated.” Coretta Scott King “Some people have so little going on in their lives, that they would rather discuss yours.” Rihanna “Haters I hear…
Question/request: What is your daily billing rate? I heard you are expensive but worth it. We have a problem that requires the best. Our problem is in network security. I will provide additional details when we speak. Everyone I have spoken to recommended you. We don’t know each other, but I am willing to provide you with references, if you…
Ms. Thomas, Thank you for the nice thank you letter, and Life letter. We enjoyed your stay with us. It is always nice to spend time with family and friends. All of our best, The Johnson’s Dear Michael, You have a beautiful family. Your wife is so sweet, and so kind. I can see why your mother loves Malia so much.…
No one has all of the answers. Some people are good at sports. Some people are good with people. Some people are naturally intelligent, but no one has all of the answers. That said, we all can look for the answers in our lives. That is an ability we all have. When you need to accomplish something, remember the name…