Malia: So, you don’t want to have sex with me and make a baby that will grow up to worship you and ignore me like the rest of our children do? MJ: Everything but the last part. Our babies love you. You are an awesome mom! I have to work. While I am working they miss me, so when I…
Recently there was a crazy situation involving the police that was/is a complete misunderstanding assuming that all parties are being honest anyway, and I wrote a funny remake of the song “Wade in the Water”, by Ramsey Lewis, a song famously sung by Harriet Tubman, when she helped slaves make it north to freedom through the Underground Railroad. I would…
Recent Masters of Money LLC and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Comments and Reviews: “My team and I from Intel Corporation recently went to Masters of Money’s offices to pitch them our new office suite business package. I drove separately from my team because I was running late due to my daughter being sick. After the meeting, in Masters…
Words cannot express how thankful, how appreciated, how grateful, how honored, how valued, how respected, how cared about, how loved, and how supported all of you, my loyal followers and supporters have been and continue to be. I know that I could not have achieved what I have achieved, and would not be where I am today, if it were…
Here is a transcript of Martin Luther King Jr’s “I Have a Dream” speech, that he gave on August 28th, 1963, on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, in Washington, D.C. Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope…
Malia: I want to ride your c@$k with reckless abandon until you cum all up inside me! Malia: I am going to suck your cock like my life depended on it! Malia: I need my hair grabbed and to be banged from behind! Malia: Roses are red. Violets are blue. I want to cream and cum on your dick to.…
We would like to welcome Artificial Intelligence Universal Incorporated to the family, and say thank you everyone who has helped build, contribute, share, buy from, sell to, contract with, partner with, merger with, work for, work with, contract for, contract with, license from, license too, invest with, collaborate with, host, follow, like, join, repost, retweet, support, defend, grow, contribute, friend,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 70 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “There’s a cyber problem. I heard you were the man to call. Can you come over to the White House for a sit down with me in the oval?” President Joe Biden “Acquiring companies is fun. Let’s make a habit out of this and…
Malia: How about McDonald’s for lunch? MJ: Ok Malia: This is going to be the best McDonald’s you’ve ever had! MJ: Oh yeah? Did they bring back the McRib? I used to eat 2 of those at a time back when I worked at the Chicken House, and I would go on deliveries. Malia: This will be better than the…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I wasn’t thinking that at all. I was thinking about banging your vagina unmercilessly.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have an adult version nursery rhyme for you. Hickory dickory dock. I’m about to slam…