Malia: Do you remember taking this photo you dirty perv? MJ: Uh huh. You blurred the bejesus out of that pic. Malia: You just agreed to being a dirty perv. And I don’t want anyone seeing what’s under the blurred parts but you. MJ: I’m allowed to be a dirty perv. Malia: When is it ok to be a dirty…
MJ: Building licker! Malia: What kind of nonsense are you talking about this morning Johnson? MJ: Building licker! Malia: Damn it Johnson! MJ: Building licker! Malia: Oh, I get it. You think you are safe because you are in your new MJIA office in our used to be garage office. Is that it? MJ: Building licker! Malia: Well, I have…
MJ: Here is a picture of a hippo and an angel. I love you forever Malia May Taint Right Tittie Bonga Famunda Cheese Puthy Juicy Prada Princess Gucci Girl Wifey Baby Mama Happy Cry Baby Cakes Johnson! Malia: Everyone in the house is laughing their ass off at you baby! MJ: What? Malia: “Just give me anal in the morning,…
Fathers are important in the development of children’s emotional well-being. Children look to their fathers to lay down the rules and enforce them. They also look to their fathers to provide a feeling of physical and emotional security. Children want to make their fathers proud. Involved father promote inner growth and strength. Studies show that when fathers are affectionate and…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 53 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I caught you stealing! I should call the police on you MJ! It is illegal to steal Ray’s pension check. I’m not sure what the law is about replacing his $2,500 a month pension check with $5,000 a month check. I decided not to…
To You, Do you. Be you. You can do it. You got this. Show yourself what you can do. You may not have all of the answers, but you can find them. You may not be where you want to be at in life yet, but you can change that. Don’t sweat the small stuff, because life is to short.…
Whether you agree or disagree with Michael Bloomberg’s politics, he is certainly one hell of a smart businessmen. Here is an email reply back to me from Michael Bloomberg, with his key’s to success! Email text: From: [email protected] <[email protected]>Subject: Responding to your messageTo: [email protected]: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 4:23 PM Dear Mr. Johnson: Thank you for writing. I’m honored that…
MJ: Does your butt hurt? Malia: In a good way. MJ: 2 all butt sex sessions Malia: Uh huh MJ: Can I ask you something? Malia: Yep MJ: Will you marry me? Malia: I am already married to you. MJ: I just wanted to hear you say that you are already married to me. Malia: Anymore butt sex before I…
Malia: There was a man that snuck into my shower and took an “Up” picture in between my legs of my goodies! MJ: Oh no! We should start an investigation immediately. Malia: I have a place to start. He left behind a clue. MJ: What kind of clue? Malia: On one of the pictures he took there is a picture…
This is my review of the new CIA website y’all built….. 1. I noticed you went old school CIA, and made sure the word “the” is never in front of CIA, because you never put the word “the”, in front of the word GOD, although I know that it is just a thing, and you do believe in God. Examples-…