My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 36 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“I have learned my lesson. I will never underestimate the power of sending a quick I love you or I’m thinking about you text to Tarica. When I got home last night, she threw it on me bro. You do the little things, and your girl will give you big orgasms.” Chris Hubbard
“I love how our founding fathers put into the Declaration of Independence that Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness are unalienable rights that should be shared by all. You can just tell they wanted this country to be the shit!” Jenna Lombardi
“There are no perfect parenting practices, but there are countless ways to be a good parent.” Dallas Billington
“My life hasn’t always made sense, but it has always made dollars. Making dollars has helped me to find the sense. It’s a yen yang dollars sense balance equation.” Snoop Dogg
“Get busy living and don’t die until you have lived the shit out of this life. YOLO to the max bra!” Kanye West
“I don’t want to sleep in different rooms baby. I am ok with waking up in your figure 4 leg locks of love.” Malia May Johnson
“Overcome negative with positive. Overcome lies with the truth. Overcome hate with love.” Reverend Jesse Jackson
“People who live to love and experience what this big little world has to offer are my kind of people.” Zhang Ying
“Parental alienation is a real problem in this country. A parent that uses their child/children as a weapon against the other parent don’t deserve to have custody of their child/children.” Dr. Judy Ho
“When life hurts, don’t let it break you. Find the help you need to proceed.” Dr. Sanjay Gupta
“You don’t have to accept the limits other people set based on what they think and believe. Maximize you, and you just might realize you are capable of more than the limits other people think and believe.” Tony Robbins
“If you don’t like “The Wood”, then tear it down and build on to your 11,000 square foot house. Y’alls house will look like a friggin shopping mall, but maybe that’s a better option.” Marcus Jennings
“Social media can be used for criminal investigations, but all social media findings need to be corroborated offline. Social media is the hearsay rumor mill on steroids.” Marcus Jones
“You hear people saying Dads are supposed to be this or that, or this and that. Dads are supposed to be whatever their kids need them to be and that’s it. Be there for your kids all the way. That’s what good Dads do.” Chris Gardner
“I am a positive person. I like to spread positivity. I like to live positivity. I leave no place in my life for haters. I am a happy person living a happy life. My zero tolerance for haters policy must be working.” Charlie Copeland
“I was freakin out about bein a thug and tryin to be a husband until my girl told me she wants to marry the thug in me and the lover. She ain’t tryin to change me. She loves me the way I am. That’s how I know she’s the one.” Wallace Kareem
“I hate your face. You put a baby Bruce Lee in my belly and my womb is his dojo. I love you. Kiss me before you go.” Malia May Johnson
“You can’t force a spark to exist, but when it does, you can’t deny it.” Dr. Nita Landry
“When your allergies are bothering you, you shoot a ton of jizz. Do you think the drainage goes down into your balls to makes extra jizz? If I asked Dr. Frincke about this, do you think she would think I’m crazy?” Malia May Johnson
“Who knows the difference between real and fake? I don’t. I assume everything is bull shit until it’s verified.” Chris Hubbard
“Kids should be looking forward to the future, not worried about the end of the world.” Dr. Sanjay Gupta
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